I haven’t been here for a bit and just gotta. Totally Jonesin’ for some Glamazon confessing!
- It’s been so long since I’ve blogged I keep wondering if I should even bother.
- What could be more perfect than to come back confessin?
- You guys (all 3 of you, hi mom!) that read this will probably think, yeah, why did she bother?
- I’ve suddenly stopped chewing my nails.
- Now I feel like I have claws.
- I think it’s the medication I’m taking.
- Apparently I was more anxious than I thought.
- I just thought I I needed to chew on something for fun.
- Go figure.
- I’m outside with the kids and I brought a cold, icy Diet Coke out for me to enjoy and I think I had 3 sips.
- My children drank the rest.
- Don’t they know that stuff’s bad for ya??
- I’m thirsty.
- I threw out my back yesterday.
- I wish I could say it was because I was doing 150 lb squats at the gym or from a serious game of football but, alas, it wasn’t that.
- No, I bent down to pick up an empty bag.
- I bent over.
- That is all.
- And now I can hardly move.
- What am I, 90???
- I watched So You Think I Can Dance last night while laying flat on the couch unable to move just to pour some salt in the wound.
- Seriously pathetic.
- That’ll show me to pick stuff up.
- At the moment I am wondering how I am going to get out of this chair..
- Help, I’ve sat down and I can’t get up….
- I do not know how to capitalize while texting.
- i’m the ee cummings of texting.
- I seriously try but it usually ends up looking like this: ‘et’s meet at ?att and –atty’s for dinner. [hen we can go to /iel’s.
- Plus, it takes me 3 times as long to even attempt it.
- And that’s with a keyboard.
- I gave up long ago.
- capitalization is so overrated.
- Sometimes I talk to my husband in texting language. Just to irritate him.
- Hubs: “Honey, where’s the clippers? Me: “idk, dh. btw, your bil called. lol, he’s so funny. lmao omgosh (cuz, you know, I’m Mormon and don’t say omg. I do say WTF, tho, you know, what the face).
- Sometimes I wish ‘just’ was spelled ‘jsut’ and ‘know’ was ‘knwo’. Cuz that’s how I seem to want to type them.
- I’m concerned for Jon Cusack.
- I mean he’s in classics like “Say Anything”, “Better off Dead”, “Gross Point Blank”, and “High Fidelity” and he thought “Hot Tub Time Machine” was a good idea???
- I think it’s time you start taking some advice from your much wiser sister, buddy.
- Well, better go call the fire department and see if they can get me out of this chair.
- OMGosh.
- TTFN.
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17 comments:
Why the face-that is my favorite. Poor little mindi! That totally sucks. That'll show you-why did you have kids if you insist on picking things up yourself?
I'm glad your back in the blogosphere-it's not the same here without you!
LMAO
I read this to Duke while we wasted time at the hospital.
don't ever leave again.
John Cusack is kinda like Nicolas Cage. What the hell happened? Did they stroke out and forget who they are?
I only use caps when texting if the Caps Lock is on and I'm trying to get a point across :)
SSF (So stinkin funny) about John Cusack. I totally agree!!
Well, you have more than three people reading and your mother has not even commented yet. LOL! Are you sure she's reading. J/K...ROTFLOL! Need I say more!
OMG qualifies for Oh My Gosh in my book. Use it all the time.
And please blog more, I'm bored during the kids' naptime. I'm begging you; don't make me fold the laundry.
K so im sure you don't know me but you were on glamazons page so i read your blog and I seriously almost peed my pants reading your confessional. (i love that you talk in text to irritate your hubby.)
ps im gonna follow your blog, hope thats ok. :)
You are so right about jsut and knwo. Hard to type those with auto correct :). Sorry you hurt your back.
Hilarious! WTF? Love it.
Jon Cusak- yup, we should all be concerned.
I always love reading your blog. You are awesome! Sorry about your back. You have been missed but glad you came back to confess.
I hereby (and no where else) confess: I frikken loved Hot Tub ... hmm. We bought it. Special features sucked.
(I'm a bad Mormon ... I say Whiskey Tango Foxtrot ...)
Are you ready?? I went and got one of those grabbers. You know the ones on the commercials for the old people to reach high shelves. Yep, me and Big Lots had a date and I got one so I didn't have to bend over anymore. I kept throwing out my hips bending over. And sadly that was pre 30's. So my old lady friend I feel your pain.
Now, I've made fun of it on my blog, but my buddies tell me Hot Tub Time Machine was actually funny. I may have to watch it... I'll let you know.
BTW, You made my "cheeseroll" (AKA: My blog roll) Congratulations!
OMG(it's "goodness" in Grandmother!)you've been missed here. Never, never stop blogging again.
Mindi! You're back! I've missed you girl.
You are so dang funny. I've never heard of Why the Face. Love it!
And yeah, what is up with John Cusak? I mean, Better Off Dead is one of the best. "I want my two dollars!" He needs to rethink some decisions...
What a come back!!! This was Hil-airy-us!! Especially the part about talking to your husband in "text"!!
im right there with you. i havent blogged in a regular fashion for some time and also feel like i shouldnt bother either. i almost stop all together 3 times a week!
i feel ya on the typing of words things. i also struggle with "just" but "also" usually looks like "aslo" and "went" looks like "wnet".
as you can see, i rarely capitalize. my phone automatically capitalizes and i seriously sometimes go back and make it lowercase.
im not a fan of either cusak but i did like hot tub time machine.
I decided to check your blog and was so glad to see a new post by you! Oh, and I can't capitalize when I text either.
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