I don’t know if there is anyone who has it as good as me!
I’ve been so busy, I’ve hardly been able to sit down for a minute! In fact, I think this calls for a list of a few of the awesome things I’ve been up to! To actually tell you ALL I get to do everyday would make you die with pure envy!
- Putting my giant foot in my mouth with the male side of a marriage only to find out the marriage no longer exists.
- Later, putting my other giant foot in my mouth with the female side of same finished marriage.
- Hours spent worrying about my stupidity and why I even go out in public or speak. EVER. (If you didn’t know already, I am the Queen of Foot in Mouth.)
- Reffing the many many fights between my children over the stupid computer.
- Hours spent resisting the urge to throw the dam computer out the window and laughing in my kids’ faces like the nut case that I am.
- Driving all over the place trying to keep everyone entertained and not fighting.
- Taking a a day to clean up Baby’s room, take down her crib and put a Big Girl bed up. In the process I accidently (I swear!) hit her head with one of the pieces of the crib. The rest of the day, anytime I was around she said, “Don’t hit me, mom, kay? Don’t hurt me, kay”
- Hours spent wishing I was on a quiet beach. Alone. With a Diet Coke. And fish tacos. Alone.
- I went for a much needed run, which I haven’t done a whole lot of since all the back problems. I was smart enough to go just after dinner, when it was still in the 90’s. Luckily I brought water and filled it 2 more times! By the time I got about a 1/2 a mile from my house, I just didn’t think I could do that one last hill so I took a short cut. That failed. I had to walk up the train tracks. A run that should have taken me 40 minutes took me a freaking hour. I spent the rest of the night and into the morning with a splitting headache and trying not to vomit.
- Hours spent missing the days when exercise was enjoyable.
- I found out I am teaching a family history class at church starting next week. To a group of people who know more about it than me. That’ll be fun.
Totally glamorous, right? Everyone wants to be me, I know.
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8 comments:
You said dam. LOL
I think your life is exceptionally glamorous! At least your are not chilling at shady laundry mats!!
Fish Tacos, Beaches, Diet Coke and teaching old farts family history... sounds like the perfect vacation!
Sure let's switch for a day, other people's problems are always easier to deal with than our own. And let's take that vacation together, I love fish tacos
Sound pretty typical to me. :)
That's pretty funny about the crib...Don't wanna get on your bad side. :) J/K I think we've all done that....I know I've whacked my kids a few times....lol
Good luck on the history class *snort*
Pure glamour! I'd be jealous if I were not living a similar reality. LOL!
I loved it when my small child yelled out in church (as my husband was carrying his squirming body out of the room): "Dad! Don't beat me! It hurts!" I was laughing but other people were certainly giving me questionable looks. And that is the reason why I have never been asked to teach family history.
But good luck to ya.
You ran for a freakin' hour? Damn! (spelling correction only)
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