Church Art

I’m a little concerned about what my child is being taught at church. I mean, nothing like this would happen because of my parenting skills.

I make that Duggar chick look like some dead beat mom, I’m telling ya!

Anyway, we came home from church and, as usual, my 4 year old came home with some new artwork. Here it is:

Isn’t that sweet? When asked who was in the picture it was “Me and my sister”.

But then….

You turn it over and…

“Ummm…sweetie…who is that? (pleasedontsaymompleasedontsaymompleasedontsaymom)

“ZOMBIE!! *giggle*”

I don’t know about you, but I felt the Spirit…er…something…

Maybe it’s because my children watch this video over and over and over..

A Conversation Between Two 7 Year Olds

I had the privilege to hear a conversation between my daughter and my friend’s son. Somehow they forgot I was sitting near by nursing and it took some serious will power and control to not break out laughing at this cute conversation.

I only wish I had that strong of will power when it came to all things fried and/or chocolaty.

Here’s a transcript:

Boy: Do you believe Santa is real? Cuz I don’t.

Girl: No. He totally isn’t real. (wth??)

Boy: Ya. He’s so not real.

Girl: Totally. Well, he’s real but it’s just a guy dressed up..

Boy: Ya.

Girl: He’s just not magic. He’s just a guy. But Ronald McDonald is magic. (Wha??)

Boy: Well, ya.

Girl: I know that Lucky the Leprechaun isn’t real, the Easter Bunny isn’t real and the Tooth Fairy…

Boy: The Tooth Fairy is totally not real.

Girl: Well, the Tooth Fairy confuses me because how do you explain the notes telling us she was stuck in China? She totally got stuck in China and came the second night.

Boy: Ya, what’s up with the Tooth Fairy she ALWAYS comes the second night!

The 7 year old logic at it’s best.