Saturday, September 27, 2008

So, I've been tagged.....

I am: A "Yes-(wo)Man".
I think: I just ate too much.
I know: You should never ever start your day with a glass of metamucil and an orange! Never ever do that-bad things happen!!
I want: Children to have mute buttons, a Diet Coke and the Second Coming to be here-not in that order.
I dislike: Cold sores, politics and Rosie O'Donnell-she's freakin' nuts!!
I miss: Carefree days, Mexico and/or the beach, John Candy and Chris Farley, my Florida brothers and their families, my Grandpa, Ruth and Nathan and family, college friends.
I fear: Democrats(hehe), war, earwigs in peaches, earwigs in general, how many spiders I digest in my sleep in a year, someone hurting my kids, what I would do to that someone, heights, taxes, sometimes I think Samara is going to crawl into my house at night and whisper in my ear "7 days"...that chick freaked me out(see, "The Ring")!! Disappointing people.
I feel: A little wired and bloated(see "I think"), giddy because my house is quiet!
I hear: A football game, Miley Cyrus.
I smell: Popcorn
I crave: Meat, chocolate, Diet Coke
I cry: Rarely anymore, I think I'm dead inside.
I usually: Think about food.
I search: My house for sippy cups and library books.
I wonder: If my kids will want to be my friend when they grow up.
I regret: Yelling at my kids, eating too much, 1 or 2 choices in my past.....my deep dark scary past.....whooooo
I love: ElRey and my girls, my awesome friends and family, backrubs, sleeping in, funny things.
I care: about people, my family, what is happening in our country, when Jesus will come and make it all better then I won't have to worry about any my daughters going out with a guy named C.J. who has a goatee and an earring and nobody really knows where he lives and he looks way to old to be in high school, drives a motorcycle and my daughter thinks he is just so sensative and misunderstood....I can't breathe.....hang on.....
I always: Check my bank account first thing in the morning.
I worry: Non-stop about anything.
I am not: High maintenance.
I remember: Being in love with Michael Jackson.
I believe: God knows me better than I know myself.
I dance: Whenever I feel the urge.
I sing: But my kids ask me not to.
I don't always: Clean my house.
I argue: With myself.
I write: Because I like it.
I win: For having the cutest girls!
I lose: My dignity and self-respect whenever I give birth and I have to have 2 people holding up my legs and so many people involved with my who-hah.
I wish: I lived by the beach.
I listen: To everything around me.
I don't understand: Global warming and politicans.
I can usually be found: On the phone or at Maverick or both.
I am scared: That I'm not doing enough and that I have a tumor somewhere inside me that I don't know about...I watch way too many medical dramas!
I need: Therapy
I forget: To do my "To Do" every day.
I am happy: With my life.
I tag: Whoever wants to do this or is looking for something to post.

4 comments:

Melissa said...

Don't be afraid, we democrats aren't that scary, ha ha ha (think evil laugh) of course we are the ones at Halloween who don't need to wear masks, 'cause our faces are scary enough! :) I love your blog, did I tell you that? You are funny and insightful and you make me laugh. And I think at church I never get to tell you that because we are just passing each other in the halls with screaming children. PS- You can still like Ivan, he's not a real dem.

The Piquant Storyteller said...

I love reading your blog. I have forgotten how hysterically funny you are!

mintifresh said...

Yeah, I put the democrat on there for you mitchells and your crazy new-agey ways, lol. I thought you'd enjoy that.

Jana said...

you make me laugh an once again I feel the need to copy your blog idea! I am not very original!

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