100 things about me.

I saw this on another blog (very funny blog) and thought it might be fun to do so....

1. I have 5 very talented brothers.

2. But I'm the favorite child.

3. I once tried peeing standing up because that's how 6 other people in my house did it. I was 17.

4. OK, I was like 4 or 5..

5. I used to have blonde hair.

6. I have no idea what color it is now but I put brown on my Drivers License.

7. Even though I don't know what color it is, I still have pretty awesome hair.

8. I've never bought a bottle of hairspray.

9. In junior high I thought wearing EFY T-shirts with 6 inches of the bottom cut off was cool.

10. I have no sense of style...SHOCKER!!

11. I once met Phil Reisen and got his autograph, thought it said 'Paul Risen', thought I was cool...not so much...

12. I once had to pee so bad at a friends house I went running to the the bathroom, didn't check if the lid was up and peed all over their carpeted toilet seat cover.

13. I really, really, really, really, really, really, really like food!!!!!!!!!

14. I discovered I love to run when I was 19.

15. I ran and completed the Top of Utah Marathon-26.2 miles with a knee injury!

16. It took me 5 hours 21 minutes.

17. My mom and sister-in-law had to help me get to a bathroom to pee.

18. It was one of the best days of my life!!!!

19. I still love to run and would run another one tomorrow- hopefully under 5 hours.

20. I went to Hillcrest High school-Go Huskies!

21. I tried out for the drill team with no dance training whatsoever.

22. Didn't make it.

23. Made fun of Drill Team and cheerleaders for the next 3 years.

24. I am proof that you didn't need to actually go to school to graduate.

25. I want to be a high school english teacher and maybe a college professor someday. Ironic, isn't it?!

26. I went on a mission to Carlsbad, CA.

27. I was a below average missionary but have some good memories of it.

28. I met my husband on my mission.

29. No, we didn't date on our mission.

30. I went to USU for a semester which was one of the best 6 months of my life! GO AGGIES!!!

31. I worked at a video store and a group home at the same time.

32. I was very tired then and sometimes fell asleep on the job...sshh don't tell...

33. I worked at the local Dairy Queen for 2 years. I make a mean blizzard!!

34. I gained 20 lbs. in said 2 years.

35. When I was younger I wanted to be a lawyer because Susan Dey was so awesome on L.A. Law! I then discovered how much work that would take and changed my mind.

36. I also wanted to be a Marine Biologist until I found out you actually had to take biology classes...

37. I'm kinda lazy.

38. I'm a slob and have never been good at keeping my room clean.

39. This one time I went to Mexico on a 'short bus' with 20 people I didn't really know and lived on the beach for 8 days with only a backpack full of underwear and a swimsuit and what I was wearing.

40. I wish I could still live like that.

41. Two of my bestest friends were gained because of that trip.

42. My tan was so dark when I got home I didn't recognize myself seeings how I didn't take a mirror.

43. Top two choices of lifestyle: #1 live on a small ranch with a couple of acres, horses, a dog, chickens and a cow.

44. #2 Live in a beach house on my own private beach.

45. I was an expert on love and marriage by the time I was 20.

46. I got married when I was 23 and when I was 24 I ate my words.

47. I was an expert on child rearing by the time I was 22.

48. I am now 32 and I still haven't won the 'mother of the year award'.

49. So far, I'm not a huge fan of my 30s.

50. I am slightly wiser but I take a lot more ibuprophen and I don't like sitting on the floor.

51. Favorite time of my life was my 20s.

52. My joints didn't hurt as much and you can get away with almost anything in your 20s.

53. If my life would allow it, I would be an eternal college student.

54. I have 3 beautiful girls, Audrey, 6, Annie, 4, and Lily, 1.

55. I always thought I'd have all boys.

56. I have no idea what to do with girls.

57. I'm learning as I go and enjoying most of it.

58. I have never had any desire to jump out of an airplane.

59. I have a great fear of heights.

60. If I could be any animal in the world I'd be a horse so I can run across the plains really fast and look pretty cool doing it.

61. I wouldn't mind being a unicorn or a mermaid either but seeings how there is no proof they exsist(yet), I'll go with horse.

62. If I could surgically fix anything about my body it would be my eyesight.

63. I really, really, really, really, really, really really, really, really, really, really, really love Diet Coke.

64. I love to read a great book.

65. I want to learn how to be a writer and maybe be published someday.

66. When I was little I wanted to be Princess Leah.

67. When I got older I thought it was so sad that her planet didn't have bras (see Star Wars Episode III).

68. I thought Jar Jar Binks was a huge mistake.

69. I'm pretty sure that Tom Cruise has offically gone insane and needs the drugs he fights against.

70. I once lost 7 toenails in just a few months time.

71. My first kiss was behind the dugout at the Homecoming game when I was a sophmore with a guy named Farid from Columbia. I think he's in prison now.......ahhh...memories....I always knew how to pick 'em!

72. With the help of about 11 people I toilet papered someone's house with 311 rolls of toilet paper and didn't get caught.

73. I once sluffed school, 6 of us piled into a small truck, went downtown to Temple Square, watched church videos at the visitors center, went to the top of the church office building and then snuck into the cafeteria there for some lunch. Have you ever eaten there? It totally rocks!! Illegal and spiritual all at the same time. I think they balance each other out.

74. I first met my bestest friend when we were both sluffing a class with other friends. She was hiding behind the heater and we were hiding behind the door.
(a) I thought sluffing was an extracurricular activity....and making out.

75. I watched my mother give birth to my youngest brother in her bed at home with some lady in a turban helping out. It was one of the scariest day of my young life.

76. My dad buried the placenta in the backyard.

77. I've always wanted to run around the Colessium in Rome.

78. In junior high I hung out with 2 Amy's and a Jami. That was very confusing.

79. When I was pregnant with Audrey the Dr. told me I needed to gain more weight.

80. I was never told that before.

81. I have never been told that since.

82. I once vomited so hard I broke blood vessels in my eyes. It was pretty freaky and I loved showing people.

83. I had a small brush with death last year and haven't been quite the same since.

84. I love watching cartoons with my kids.

85. I am easily distracted....

86. I love to sleep and would probably sleep 12-14 hours everyday if I could.

87. I hate going to bed because it means I will have to wake up.

88. I swore after my mission I would never wake up at 6:30 again.

89.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

90. I wear a size 9 shoe but my running shoe is 10.5

91. I wear a size 6 in dresses. I just scratch off the 1 before it.

92. I once weighed 130 lbs. That was awesome!!!

93. I will never weigh 130 lbs again.

94. I once spent an entire weekend watching a Partridge Family Marathon.

95. It was one of the best weekends of my life.

96. I used to have the soundtrack.

97. I love musicals.

98. Except for "Hello Dolly" I hated that thing!!

99. I once had a dream I was in a bathtub full of guacamole...What the heck does that mean???

100. My first concert ever was Neil Diamond when I was 12. I had on a black shirt, red pants and red shoes. It was the bestest day ever!!!!