I’m putting it all out there with Glamazon. That reminds me of some of our sleepovers….If I told you about those, I’d have to kill you…
I confess:
- I often have pretty fantastic ideas.
- Like the best ever give away going on right now!
- Click here to see the give away! Don’t get left out!
- That’s all I’ll say about my give away.
- I think grocery stores should have a section right up front that includes milk, eggs, bread, chocolate, Diet Coke and diapers. You know, the essentials for that quick trip will all need to make once in while. How often do we make that quick trip with multiple children and end up spending $100, or for those who have a stronger backbone, say ‘no’ 1,347 times by the time you get back to your car, just to get those things because they keep them in the far reaches of the store? This area should also have it’s own self check out stands to speed up the process. I think these store would find they benefit just as much as we would with this arrangement.
- Or an even better idea? Grocery store drive thru. ‘Nuff said.
- Now, this next one I may get a small business loan and start myself and make a killing.
- Ice cream man? Meet the taco man. That’s right, a taco truck that cruises neighborhoods at just the perfect time, playing some Latino music through the mega phone, signaling to all that here comes “The Taco Man” with his freshly made fish tacos, pork tacos, chicken tacos, guacamole, salsa and a fresh fountain drink. All of this right in your front yard.
- While church is where we all need to be on Sunday, with small kids it’s not always easy to sit through the services, actually hear what’s being said and not annoy everyone sitting around you with your
freaking hyper and obnoxiousenergetic kids. here is the solution. Sound proof glass encased pews throughout the chapel. Once inside, you will find that not only can you still see the speaker, even hear the speaker with the nifty headphones supplied for your listening pleasure, but no one will hear your kids whine about being bored, beg to use the bathroom/get a drink 58 times, or you telling them that you brought them into this world and you can take them out if they don’t shut their mouths and think about Jesus! - I really should be apart of a brain trust.
- Maybe I will start my own.
- For more of my amazing ideas go here and here.
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13 comments:
Oh, you totally missed the boat on the 'taco man' idea. There was a taco man (well, various ones) in Chicago on my mission. They drove around in vans and sold THE BEST FOOD EVER. It was quite a sight to see, my comp and I, waiting in line on a street corner, the only non hispanic people for a mile, counting out our laundry money to buy hellotis. (corn on the cob with butter, mayo, parmesan cheese, and hot sauce..omg...best food EVER)
On a side note, all of your ideas ARE brilliant!
p.s.- Can I be a vendor in your next giveaway? I crotech(?) hats..never had any training and my family says they're crap, but I'm pretty sure that the idea of free homemade hats is going to draw a lot of people to this blog:)
While I agree with your brilliance, the Taco Truck is prevalent in most major cities outside of Utah.
I just want to know...would it kill them to put recliners instead of pews in the chapel? I mean really.
Grocery store drive-thru! Yes!!!!
Off to check out your giveaway!
LMAO! your ideas are AWESOME!!!
OR, why can't they put a speaker thing in the nursery rooms so you can take your cute/naughty kids OUT, let them play, you get to listen ... maybe even get some plamsa screens in there and a live feed ... I pay tithing .. is this too much to ask for?
Or how about the grocery store will deliver 10 items or less?? Like a pizza man. (I might have hermit issues.) Or
Oh yes, please the sound proof glass! that is such a wonderful idea.
And out east near DC I think there is a Taco Man... well he doesn't quite drive around with the music, but he posts online where he is going to be the next day and it changes all of the time and the food is supposed to be soo good.
Oh man, I'd SO buy the tacos from the taco truck. Get going on that one. I love your grocery store idea too. Maybe you should present that to the big grocery store in your area. :) I LOVE the soundproof glass idea too. If I could count the looks I've received in my mothering years, hmmm...yeah, it's a good idea. :)
you could totally be the taco chica!! Come and get them while they are FRESH!! Just don't sneek up on people like those dudes in the WalMart parking lot!! ha ha ha
I am ALL for those glass encased pews. There could be a part for the parents to sit outside of the glass so they can listen! And of course a small opening where you can put goldfish crackers! :)
You're too late on the taco idea. Just hang around a construction site. (I've lived in one for the past two years) We call them a "roach coach" and they dispense things that can vaguely pass as mexican "food" and they have a horn that emits a jaunty little tune when they arrive and all the workers drop their nail guns and head out to enjoy some pure culinary (unrated) delight.
Ok, really I love you. I do, it might be unhealthy. That was super to read and it made me happy. Now I just sound weird.
Blog bouncing and I stumbled across you and I am glad I did. Wow. These are brilliant and hilarious ideas. I especially like the glass encased pews. Perhaps a deacon could even bring a microphone into your encasement if you wanted to testify?
You are a stinking genius. I think you're sitting on a gold mine here, and I'm not just talking about your tight tush :)
You're fantastic. Thanks for playing!
Don't forget the limo glass in our mini-vans!! I think you should teach a mini enrichment class called: "How to tune out your kids enough to get through the next book club book". I would be there.
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