Man, it’s a good thing my buds have some MeMe’s (what does that even mean????) to keep me on task! I’d be writing about how knows what if it weren’t for these! Come play along, you know you want to!
I confess:
- Wait..ssshhhh…you hear that??
- It’s the soft sounds of children at school and hanging with my 3 year old!
- Oh yeah….that’s nice….
- Not that I don’t adore my kids, cuz I do!
- I was even missing them yesterday.
- I had to literally beg them to stay home and not run off and play with their friends AGAIN.
- After the hour long fit (by my 8 year old, no less), I didn’t want to be around her anymore.
- But then I was stuck.
- This was the same girl that I hardly saw on Tuesday and when she was finally home she went straight to my room to watch TV. When I came to say bye as I was leaving for Book Club, she started bawling, “Why do you have to go?? I haven’t seen you all day!!” As I tried to talk to her about it all I got was a muffled, “Go! Just go!” through the pillow she was screaming into.
- Drama much?
- I can’t wait till all 3 of them are PMSing and I’m all menopausal.
- That’ll be fun.
- ElRey will suddenly be getting A LOT of overtime at work when that happens.
- He’s so screwed.
- Sorry dude.
- I love that everyone thought that this was me:
- It’s actually my 6 year old.
- But I’m flattered that you would think it would only take a few people and a cheap comforter to throw me up in the air.
- I’m pretty sure it would take a crane, titanium and the breaking of a few laws of gravity and physics to get me airborne.
- But thanks!
- I am a dainty flower, I can’t help it.
- I would give almost anything for a professional massage!
- My friend and I went for a long hike the other day with our 3 year olds strapped to our backs.
- My back, joints, and calves haven’t forgiven me yet.
- But I was very grateful for my peeing in the wilderness skillz.
- I’m sure the tree I peed on and any wildlife that witnessed it were, too.
- That squirrel is gonna need some serious therapy!
- Did I mention I’m a dainty flower?
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9 comments:
You're so hillarious! I'm with ya on the massage....maybe we should all go for a massage for our get together??? :)
My peeing in the wilderness skills are only subpar I am afraid, the whole squatting and avoiding the pants is just sometimes More than I can handle.
Of course you are a dainty flower!
I love having 2 of mine in school. So quiet with just my 2 year old!
Drama, drama, the life of a mom with 3 girls! Holy Moly, Savannah has gotten crazy dramatic, and it makes me want to throw things. Seriously, can't wait until they are all on the same cycle. I might have to schedule a weekly vacation away from them :)
You are a dainty, dainty flower! And so pretty.
Can you teach me how to be humorous...I sooo want to learn to be funny like you! And Annie and you look a lot a like ;-P. I'm guilty...
I'm all for getting a massage girl!
I'm still not convinced that's not you airborne in that pic. Nice try saying it's your kid.
My daughter is hormonal most of the time. It's torture.
Oh it will be very similar at our house starting very soon. My eldest will be 13 at the end of this month and little middle is already 10. Hubs and the boy will start going fishing or something...anything to get them out of the house!
I love this Confessional!!!! - New follower here!-
Mindi, you are hilarious! You had me laughing so hard tonight. I loved your confessions :) So funny about your drama queen.
And LOVE that picture, even funnier about the fact that everyone thought it was you.
So, uh, anything for a massage huh, well we should talk more :)
Well, I'm definitely your newest follower AND adding you to my blog role, I'll be by frequently.
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