It’s that time of week again where we all let it hang out. No, put your bra back on, I only meant saying whatever is on out mind. Put the girls back. I’ll wait.
I confess:
- I find potty training to be incredibly degrading for all parties involved.
- Wet undies get old really fast.
- I finally got her to poo poo in the potty by telling her that the poo wanted to go for a swim and when you flush it, it gets to go down a water slide and it’ll love it soo much!
- Yes, that actually did come out of my mouth with enthusiasm.
- By the grace of God, it worked.
- Let’s hope it lasts.
- Who knew that as a parent you’d get so excited about bathroom business.
- Man, I gotta get a life.
- Speaking of getting a life, I went out last night and met some other bloggers.
- I’m weirdly shy when I meet new people but these ladies were easy to warm up to!
- When I first got there I was still in a daze from the
deathnap I had just before. - I was talking to my husband after he got home from work and the next thing I knew, I was waking up in a panic, wondering why my clothes were on and freaking out that I needed to get the kids to school.
- It was 5PM.
- I gotta stop having such late nights!
- Anyway, as soon as I started pumping my veins full of Diet Coke and food, I perked up quite a bit.
- I was surprised that I didn’t get too inappropriate the more I warmed up.
- At least I hope I didn’t…
- Have you ever hung out with a bunch of bloggers?
- It’s funny cuz I think it’s safe to say that we a a narcissistic bunch or we wouldn’t be doing blogs, right?
- Imagine 8 of those at the same table.
- It was awesome.
- Lots of laughing and everyone trying to get there stories out there.
- Don’t worry we, did get all the important topics out there-blogging, birth stories, hysterectomies and boob jobs.
- Oh, and nuclear weapons.
- We may have been louder at our table than the entire restaurant put together.
- Now that is a record I am proud to reach!
- Although, the lady at the next table seemed rather shocked when I hollered “Holy Casaba Melons”.
- See? Not too inappropriate!
- Blogging is the Millennial Pen Pal.
- Only with way more TMI and drama.
Back L-R: Crystal@ Wanna Be Balanced Mom, KyAnn@ Sanity is Overrated, Melissa@ Glamazon, Kellie@ Hendricks Family with cute baby Jack, Laura@ The Purse Blogger, Tylaine@ Just Me
Front: Kate@ Smug Marrieds, and the hottest one, me.
I figure the smaller the picture, the smaller I look…I know, I’m delusional but a girl can dream!
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12 comments:
Girl, you are hilarious! I didn't notice the lady's look after you hollered that, LOL. I am sure we were the loudest ones there but that's the fun of it. I'm so glad we got to do this. I can't wait til we can get together again. :)
Ha ha! You do realize that if you click on the picture a larger version appears! Just saying.
Tristan
Maybe you guys should have asked for a "special room" in the back of the restaurant.
I can't believe how enthusiastic you have to get with a 3 year old's bodily functions! There is no training for that!
I am totally jealous. Sounds like you had an awesome time.
And yes the things we will do to get a
Child to poop.
haha, I just loved it!!! When I got home last night I was trying to explain to my husband how funny everyone was... he wasn't getting it, kept looking at me with a blank stare, like, hmmm, guess I had to be there kind of thing :)
I SOOOO loved the "holy casaba melons" story, absolutely hilarious!
Hahaha love the potty training tactics thats hilatious
I know 3 of your friends! I've hung out with bloggers once before (you probably know some of them) and it is much more fun than a ward party, that is for darn sure.
Next time you have a blog conference, invite the Cheeseboy. Although you may have to find 1-2 other male bloggers to invite so I feel comfortable.
That's right, I just invited myself. Damn straight!
Having bloggers get together can be awesome…love Tib, Cheeseboy, & M-Cat. Sometimes, getting together is the best medicine.
Oh my heck. I love love loved hangin with y'all. We were pretty loud. But when that much awesome groups up like that, it's gonna make some noise.
I am so trying the "poo poo wants to go swimming..." line on my stubborn 3 yr old tomorrow. I am desperate. I will do anything to get her to go in the potty! Thanks for the idea.
Hahaha! I completely for got about the casaba melons! You have me laughing again. I had the best time- you are even more awesome in person!
I love your story about the poo wanted to go on the waterslide...with enthusiasm too! I'm sure I could have made a lie, but my delivery would have proven me to be a bigger shit than the one she was trying to push out!
Love this 'confessin,' I need to join up next week!
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