Friday Confessions

I’m glad that Glamazon gives me opportunities to tell it like it is since I never, ever, ever EVER do that on a regular basis. I really hold everything in so it’s nice to purge.

 

• I feel so inspired by that act of sisterly love I showed you yesterday.
• Yes, it was a love note from one sister to another
• I was so inspired I scrubbed the shower.
• So no peeing in the shower for at least a week, people.
• That was done by my oldest to my middle child but I don’t think she even saw it.
• If she did, she didn’t care. She’s used to it.
• Because my oldest is so loving and all.
• I watch her interact with her younger sisters and she reminds me of me with my younger brothers when we were growing up.
• I was so tortured by my older brothers I had to take it out on my 2 younger ones.
• Poor guys.
• I seem to remember beating them until they told me they loved me.
• Or if they crossed me in any way I’d go ape ca-ca on them like a crazy woman.
• Or the time I tried to get my younger brother to kiss our cousin.
• Did I mention how tortured I was?
• Now I listen to my oldest bully and manipulate the younger ones into loving her.
• More like serving her.
• She doesn’t even have the excuse of 3 older brothers.
• Man, I wish she had older brothers.
• They keep you humble, that’s for sure.
• Now we all get along great so there is hope, right?
• I have become slightly addicted to “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant”
• I think it’s so I can sit there and yell at the TV.
• HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW YOU”RE PREGNANT?!?!
• Every time I ‘snuggle’ with my hubs,  I think I am pregnant until I am proven wrong.
• All 3 times I’ve had babies I had symptoms almost from the moment of snuggling and they don’t let up.
• I think I’m just jealous.
• Here these girls are doing every thing they shouldn’t be doing while pregnant and their bodies apparently don’t change at all and then, BOOM. A healthy baby.
• One girl was even losing weight through her pregnancy!
• I gained 11 lbs in 1 month in my last pregnancy.
• 11 LBS!!!!
• My doctor was super nice about it, tho. He was like, “Oh, everyone gains a little more weight in the summer from retaining water.”
• That’s a whole lot water, dude.
• I always seem to end up looking like some sort of mountain someone wants to hook carabineers into and climb.
• My ankles bypass the ‘cankles’ stage and go straight to ‘thiankles’.
• So, yeah, I don’t get how you can’t know.