Omigosh! I pretty much don’t exist internetally! I have been walking around like a character from The Night of the Living Dead lately! Imagine you took a cold pill or a cheap sleeping pill the night before and you just can’t seem to shake it off for most of the day after. That is me ever moment of every day! I’m throwing in an iron pill hoping it will be the magic pill and I will remember my kids’ names again. That’d be nice. I’m pretty sure they are getting tired of being called, “You there” or “Hey, Tall One” or “Roy” cuz that one is just one syllable=less energy used.
Anyway, so the idea of trying to gather my random thoughts enough to blog just seems more than I can handle lately but a confessional is a great place for random, right? So here we go!
I confess:
- Sometimes I get a little concerned about my immaturity.
- Most the time I think it’s awesome.
- But every now and then I realize it will keep me from ever hanging out with prophets and apostles.
- It’d probably keep me from hanging out with some mature 15 year olds, too.
- It can be that bad.
- The word ‘duties’ makes me giggle.
- So does “Winnie the Pooh”.
- Whenever someone is wearing a shirt or something with that bear on it, I like to say, “hahahaa You got Pooh on your shirt!!”
- I also love the word, ‘balls’
- and ‘nuts’.
- My daughter was explaining to us that her friend was trying to earn some money by selling some of his toys. As she put it, ‘he was selling his own balls’.
- I can’t make this crap up!
- I’ve laughed for days over that one!
- Speaking of crap…
- I love when my 3 year old says, “what the cwap!?”
- That’s. Just. Wrong.
- As I was getting ready to take my kids to school one morning my 9 year old looked me up and down and said, ‘Nice outfit, mom.’
- Complete with sarcasm.
- I was so proud.
- But kinda wanted to backhand her at the same time.
- By the time Christmas came I was so tired of Christmas music and movies that I really needed some violence to balance things out.
- I watched Die Hard while wrapping presents on Christmas Eve.
- I don’t think my husband was impressed.
- But it was like rain on a parched soul!
- Bruce Willis really likes the F-word.
- Reminds me of my mother.
- Okay not really.
- But she does like Die Hard.
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16 comments:
FABULOUS confessions...i am pretty sure my immaturity is equal to yours since i pretty much giggled and nodded through all of that...
he he he...thanks for linking up!!
Love it! the Pooh on the shirt is the best. I will probably never seen Winnie the Pooh the same again. Thanks for the laughs!
Lol! Okay I had to read that all to Eric because I was laughing so hard while reading it he wondered what was going on. I like making pooh jokes to and I love driving by the Hoover Dam for the same reason. Ah I love you girl
HAHAHA!! thanks for the laugh this morning, i really needed it before the kids got up (what, did i just admit i was on the internet that early?!). anyways, it was hard to keep the guffaws down so i didn't wake the little angels...
I still kind of smile when ever I talk about Pooh too. (Heh Pooh heh.)
ANd Die hard is sort of a Christmas movie--it's set during a Christmas party anyway. What bugs me about the movie is he's barefoot for almost the entire movie.
These make me like you even more!
I've taken kids to school in my bathrobe before, so I guess my outfits are "nice", too! :)
You are so hillarious Mindi. Who wouldn't think their 3 yr. old saying "What the cwap" would be adorable? I always giggle too when my son talks about his balls or my daughter asks "Where's Esan's balls?" "Give me your balls!"
My 4 year old son says, "Oh crap." Makes me laugh every time.
The balls thing is funny too. Shweaty family original recipe.
I can't read your blog when I'm this pregnant Mindi! I swear I pee a little from laughing so hard reading your posts. Oh man, I miss you!!!
(P.S. I was just called to be the first counsilor in YW's. Bring back some fun -and interesting- memories??? :))
Finally...my long lost sister! ((hugs)) Haha. I am going to laugh over the balls remark for days myself. That is awesome! hahaha.
You're cracking me up! I bet you are one fun mommy!
Cracking up, as always. You remind me of my husband. Because he is SUPER immature, and also he likes Die Hard, but mostly the immature part.
I like you. And you like the words, nuts, balls, and poo. I think we'd have hours of entertainment just leafing through the dictionary looking for the dirty words....no, I don't think I'm mature, nor do I aspire to be. It would be exhausting. Maybe that's why you're so tired lately: maybe you're growing up...NOOOO!!!!
You're randomness is pure brilliance.
Sounds like your kids are a great source of amusement. Hope you have a great week.
Just found your blog. I love the realism of it instead of all those "look at me in my perfect world, look what I bought, look what I've got" and more "perfect" tryhard-isms.
My little boy said 'crap' one day and I was mortified. I'm also happy to find someone that I'm more mature than (sorry!). You're so funny.
I've just had to teach my kids that they have "balls" as I couldn't bring myself to say "scrotum". Try as I might I still get squeels from the bath tub, "Mummy!! Where have my eggs gone?!"
Giggling from Australia. good blog.
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