Status Quote

So, did you notice my daughter’s extreme high hopes in Santa’s magic and budget?? Man, she’s gonna be sorely disappointed when she wakes up Christmas morning and finds that all Santa brought was a horse whittled out of wood.

Another random moment with that girl was last night we were helping decorate Grandma and Grandpa’s tree and while they were discussing the lights she piped up and said, “Our tree is and LDS (she meant LED) tree.” That’s right. That tree read the Book of Mormon and has now become one of us. We had a good chuckle over that one. We only use the most religious of trees in our house.

Now on to Status Quote with Emmy Mom and CA Girl! It’s a once a month Meme where you can list silliness you see on Facebook or even if you have a great story about it.

I, of course, have a back story to what I am posting. As you may or may not know, I married a very quiet man. Not that he talks quietly or anything, he’s a construction worker so he actually tends to yell sometimes. And he snores. But he’s cute. Anyway, he’s a shy guy. He has a Facebook account but often wonders why he bothers with it. He gets on mine more than his own and he hardly says or does anything on it. So, I’ve been trying to help him out a little. It’s all things he already thinks, I’m sure, I’m just voicing it for him. I know, I’m  a good wife

“I am so glad I got to shovel the walks for my sweet, docile and dainty wife.”

“Even though my wife wears the same ratty sweatpants almost everyday, sleeps at any given moment and seems to be gaining a pound an hour, I still think she's the most beautiful woman in the world.”

“I always feel so bad leaving my wonderful wife to go to work but I'm glad I have a job so she can be my kept trophy wife.”

“My wife is so beautiful and wonderful and dainty that God saw fit to multiply her by 4.”

Yes, that last one does mean we are having our 4th girl! I guess ElRey just didn’t do enough fasting and praying for boy parts. He’s still holding out for a rocket ship to suddenly appear between those tiny legs by the time we have our official ultrasound but he’ll be alright! My 6 year old was so upset by the prospect that she said she’s “gonna punch that baby in the face when it comes out!” What I think she meant to say was she was gonna kiss her and love her but just in case I’m going to file a restraining order on her till I know for sure….