My 9 year old decided to type up a letter to jolly Old St. Nick. It was just too classic to not share!
“Dear Santa,
I have been very good this year. I used to have 8 chickens but my dad killed two(can you pleas put him on the naughty list this year? just being funny.) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I am 9 years old.
This year I want…a new scooter called a siege scooter and a ds with a ds chip and a sellphone.
From Audrey”
I really feel bad for my husband, apparently he’s been moved to the naughty list with Swiper, Scrooge and Miley Cyrus.
Sorry, man.
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8 comments:
Lol! That is hilarious. I love that she wants a sellphone :)
I hope Swiper gets coal. I loathe him. My favorite part of the letter is where she laughs maniacally! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
My husband is on a perpetual naughty list.
Poor Daddy, on the naughty list for taking care of business...isn't that the way it goes.
Aw, maybe Daddy can bribe Santa.
My 9 year old wants a "sellphone" too! What's up with that?
random question for ya...what's a "siege scooter"? Just curious.
Why were those chickens expired again? I wonder if dad would have had second thoughts regarding their "doing in" had he realized that the consequence of his actions was going to be a spot on the official jolly old elf naughty list! I know I would have...
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