It’s confessional Friday and since this is a rare treat to hang, sort of, with my BFF, Glamazon, I just have to participate. Man, I miss that lady and her dance moves-if you get too close, though, you might get wacked with her ‘huge tracks of land’, and trust me, it’s like a sandbag to the face! ;)
I confess~
- Right now I have “Yakkity Yak, Don’t Talk Back” stuck in my head.
- But not just any normal version of the song, I have Governor Ahnold singing it, you know, back when he sang it in his hit movie “Twins”?
- It’s really hard to master a fake Austrian accent and sing at the same time.
- I am a flat iron addict and I have been ‘sober’ for 14 days.
- I miss my hot baby.
- My hair is probably happier, even if it is poofier..
- Most people get their hair done every 6 weeks or so.
- I get mine done every 6 months.
- I’ve got my semi annual appointment next month
- And boy, does Carlee have her work cut out for her! Sharpen those scissors, lady!
- “Cut out”?? Get it Baahahahahhaha
- I think I need to get out of the house more…
- Yesterday I broke my urine sample cup during midstream at the doctor’s.
- You’re probably wondering, wow, she has a Herculean pee stream!
- Nope. I was apparently holding on to the cup with a little more effort than was necessary.
- And it buckled on my Herculean thumb and pointy finger.
- So I was sitting there with a leaky cup, still going, laughing my head off with my pants around my ankles.
- I’m sure everyone outside was wondering what I was doing in there.
- Maybe that’s why they were staring at me when I came out.
- That explains the mental evaluation….at the gynecologist…
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11 comments:
hahaha, huge tracks of land :) Well, at least they've been warned. And my dance moves are legendary.
You still beat me when it comes to getting your hair done. I was going annually, but now that I know I can just trim it myself, who needs to pay someone? Not me, that's for sure. Who cares if it looks like I got my hair caught in a lawn mower?
Wow, you broke the pee cup. I think there's some sort of special award for that-wait-I remembered what it was-pee all over your fingers. Congrats :)
lol oh my goodness that pee story had me chuckling :)
Well I sure don't know anyone who get their hair cut every six weeks. I'm lucky if I do it annually!
Hahaha...'Herculean pee stream'...that's great! What's up with the flimsy dixie cups they have us using anyway? What ever happened to the plastic ones with the real lid?
You have Yackity Yack stuck in your head?! That is so funny, because I had my first graders sing that in our first grade program today. Check out my blog to see some of the other cool songs we sang.
you are too much!
the leaky pee cup
OMW!
OMGosh! That is hilarious! I get my haircut about every 4 mos. so I'm not that far behind you.
I was lmbo about you breaking the urine sample cup! By the way, I introduced my husband to your blog last week and he is now hooked too and keeps asking me if there are any new posts. lol. He especially enjoyed analyzing your x-ray pictures and trying to explain to me what is wrong. No, he is not a dr.
~Amanda
http://silywilleykids.blogspot.com/
You just freakin' make me laugh.
That is all.
I want some of those slipcovers...
you funny
I don't think I would have been laughing if I broke the cup I think I would have been freaking out. Oh and I so have you beat on the hair thing, I think I go about once a year. Very good confessions this week.
well at least it was #1 sample and not a #2....and lets not forget about the #3!
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