I love how Facebook has brought people back into my life or helped to stay connected to family and friends in a quick and easy format. I also love the announcements I get by being a member of this cyber and noncommittal social society. I have found out about serious illnesses, pregnancies and engagements and even a few divorces.
My BFF and I at one time had one another’s passwords and she had people on my end thinking I was pregnant while I had her people thinking she was getting some new Double D boobies…among other things. Needless to say, we have both changed our passwords and have kept them secret. She still has some people thinking she is having a boobilicious mid-life crisis.
I think it is so funny how we justify ourselves and the fact that we are on Facebook by putting things like “Mindi just ran 10 miles and I am now going to reorganize every closet in my house” As though it diminishes the fact that we are actually dinking around on the internet…in our pajamas…with cookie dough…
Here are some Facebook status updates that I am just waiting to see on my home page:
“I am having an affair right now.”
“I just saw Osama at Maverick buying a Mtn. Dew.”
“I just got a ticket for texting while driving.”
“I am in the Temple and just saw an Apostle! SWEET!”
“I just solved world hunger.”
“I just had a full body cavity search at the airport after I said, ‘I swear I don’t have a bomb in my flip flop’ as a joke.”
“I am watching the paramedics use ‘The Jaws of Life’ to get me out of my smashed up car!”
“I just robbed a bank while on my cell phone!”
“I am pooping.”
Of course, all of these would be posted using Facebook Mobile.
I think it’s really important to keep everyone updated on our EVERY move. In fact, it is our duty as Americans! So next time you are doing something-important, inappropriate, dirty or just plain stupid-don’t forget to get on Facebook and let us all know!
I gotta go..I am really busy! I need to clean my house, go on a 25 mile bike ride, get a mani and a pedi, volunteer at the orphanage and fix the economic crisis! All by 7pm, I have Book Club tonight! OMGosh LOL!!
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I really need to join the Facebook club! It sounds way too exciting! Hey, let's get together for a BBQ soon...
That is SO funny. I was just telling Cassie that I really don't need to talk to anyone anymore, all I have to do is hop onto facebook and I pretty much know what everyone has been up to throughout the day. I seriously don't know what we would all do without facebook!!! HAHAHA.
You crack me up. I better go out for a walk through the bush, doing home reading at school, and make six batches of cookies....
...oh, wait I really am in my pjs catching up on the news!!! LOL!
I am glad that Facebook has helped me to keep in touch with you - life wouldn't be the same without you in it!
I am pooping
Not really, but I totally want that to be my next status update. I had a friend that wrote, "I just popped a zit on the inside of my nose." That was my favorite. Or my cousin who writes crazy random things all the time, and I'm like, wow, really? Oh, sometimes I break into Ivan's account and profess his undying love for me. Yeah, if Facebook is bad, don't join Twitter! :)
What's facebook???
Wow, I would love to take the time to comment on one of the funniest blog posts of all time, but I have to go hide in the basement, make bread out of nothing by rocks and water, and set my mother in law's car on fire! (all which will soon be status updates on my facebook..you have inspired me!) We NEED to be friends on facebook- then we can try and out status update each other..my name is Lori Hinsdale and I am the only one in the world, so it should be hard to find me!
LOL! Ok you just got 3 more followers. I was laughing so much while reading this, that my 2 friends who are visiting had to know what was so funny. Btw, my friend tells me that her husband once posted from Afghanistan where he is deployed that he was pooping. ha ha.
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