Emmy Mom has her fun Meme about Facebook status’.
Okay, this is just under the wire but, oh my holiness, I saw one tonight that made me squirt milk out of my nose! I just love the ones that shock the heck out of me! And this status did just that! So here’s a list of awesomely shocking status’.
-You know you are the Mom of a little boy when you have to say "Your toothbrush is NOT for your penis, only your mouth!”
-I was teaching a 2nd Gr class the composition of M/m scales...I asked them what the same notes, eight steps (tones) apart are called...I reminded them that the prefix "oct" = 8...A little boy raised his hand and confidently replied..."Octomom"!!! The teachers in the classroom all looked @ each other and had a silent chuckle!
-If the Nazis really wanted to get Indiana Jones to talk, they would have had him teach first graders on an "inside recess" day.
-Sssh! I'm listening to reason!
-I can't believe it's almost 2011 and I don't even have a hover car OR a robot butler! I feel so cheated! (Okay, so that one was mine.)
Isn’t Facebook delightful??
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7 comments:
Hey now I can't use you 2011 for next month :)
Thanks so much for playing along. And that toothbrush one.. yeah I snorted and it was a really good thing I wasn't drinking anything. :)
The inside recess one!!! Too funny...and true!
hehe I vote for the Indiana Jones one too!
Wow, why is the toothbrush on his penis?!?!
bahahahahaha!!!
I can so see myself saying the toothbrush one! :)
I've been doing Facebook Friends Fridays. Glad to see I'm not the only one that uses my friends for a few laughs! (Would love to be able to say for "financial gain", but we know that's not happening!!
LOVE the toothbrush one!!
I loved your robot butler post. And one of these looks really familiar...
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