First, I want to say thanks for all the concern, well wishes and love I got from that last post. I am feeling much better since my last doc appointment and I’m sorry if I made anyone cry
After a good cry there’s one thing I always love to do. That’s right. Confess with the Glammers.
I confess-
- I’m a little concerned about my mental capacity.
- A few days ago, I went a few hours with my underwears on backwards.
- The only reason I found out was I had to pee.
- When I told my husband he said, “Well, did you fix them??”
- That would have been too much work.
- My husband gets upset when I tell people this.
- He finds it embarrassing.
- He just doesn’t understand the art and science of pure comedy.
- I think I may have come down with a case of Tourette's.
- Sometimes I think I may have been a trucker or drunk sailor in my past life.
- I figure it’s okay to use swear words as long as you leave a letter off the word.
- Dam.
- Hel.
- Shi.
- Bastar.
- See? not really swearing.
- Saying them in a different language helps, too.
- If people don’t know what you’re saying then it’s okay.
- I think I may be a drunk even though I have never had an alcoholic drink.
- Last night at book club someone mentioned tequila and Tabasco sauce and I immediately started salivating.
- I’ve never even tasted Tabasco sauce.
- Just kidding.
- But apparently it sounded really good last night.
- Sometimes I want to try a cocktail.
- But not for the actual drink, I just want the olives in the drink.
- I’m such a drunk.
- I think I might have narcolepsy.
- I try to read my scriptures in the morning and I will get through a verse (if I’m lucky) and next thing I know it’s 2 hours later, I’m facedown in a puddle of my own drool and my 3 year old has successfully destroyed an entire loaf of bread.
- In my bed.
- Oh, and she’s completely nude.
- I can stay up till 1AM reading a trashy novel, though.
- I fell asleep the other night around 6:30 or so and didn’t wake up till my kids’ bedtime.
- I figured I’d be up all night.
- Nope.
- I fell asleep just fine.
- And the next morning, after I took the kids to school I came home and slept for another 2 hours.
- Woke up, got ready and wanted another nap.
- In fact, I want a nap right now.
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7 comments:
You just get as much sleep as you can now... because you know what it will be like for the next couple of years. Glad you're feeling better. Wish they would have had fetal heart monitors when I was preggo. No wonder you're sleepy! I can just imagine how peaceful that sound is, thump thump thump, lulling you off to dreamland, visions of sugarplums and happy healthy babies.
I love the not swearing swearing idea.
Haha, well now you made me really laugh. I just loved the part where you try waking up early to read your scriptures. I SO know that feeling. Oh, and loved your tip on swear words, I'll have to use those sometime :)
I seriously laughed out loud! :))) bahahahahaha! :) You are too much!
Hahahahahahaha! Your husband must be so proud of this whole post. But you aren't the only one who has worn their underwear backyards. ( I did all day once)
I'll have the drink and you have the olive. On second thought, get your own dam olive.
Soooo how many times a week do you have to wash your sheets? What with all that drool, bread and nakedness (and Spencer's pee)?
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