I just gots-ta take some time to confess with Glamazon! I got a lot of junk in my trunk brain lately and I gotta do something lite, you know, like confess my darkest secrets…
I confess:
- Lately if my sinks are empty of dirty dishes, heck, if I have clean dishes in the dishwasher I pretty much call the house ‘clean’.
- Sometimes I wonder if anyone here even cares if the house is clean.
- Don’t get me wrong, ElRey has done a ton to help around the house, in fact I woke up one morning to find that he had done the dishes before he went to work!
- I almost cried.
- But I pretty much cry randomly and at any given moment.
- Anyway, I will sometimes do a test where I will find a toy, a sock, some kid’s dirty underwear in the middle of the floor and I will leave it there to see if anyone else will pick it up.
- It will sit there for 4 days.
- I still have not mastered shaving my legs.
- I am 34 years old and still don’t know how to shave.
- I fear that monthly event.
- I gave up on my knees years ago because they always get sliced.
- It’s like SAW IV in the shower.
- Don’t even get me started on my ankles.
- Sometimes my knees remind me of a blonde, dense forest.
- I sometimes wonder if there is an entire ecosystem in there.
- That’s when I take my husband’s electric razor because I (hopefully) can’t cut myself with that.
- But enough about my sexy legs..
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Lol! Knees and ankles are hard. But hey you are heading into winter, you've got a few months off.
i die laughing when i see people talk about not shaving their legs, seriously it cracks me up. i think i might be the last woman in earth who shaves everyday.
even in the winter.
am i?
I hate to shave my legs. Maybe since I have so many little people that can't be left alone for too long. Taking an extra 10 min in the shower is just long enough for someone to poke someone else in the eye or jump off the counter or drive away in a car.
and just when i was really getting into all that leg talk, you stopped! i'm shaving challenged as well, but unfortunately, not a blonde, so i have to brave those knees. also unfortunate, the lighting in my shower. so there's nothing like sitting in church and looking down to discover a huge dark hairy patch i missed on my knee. awesome!!
I am a non-shaver as well, and just so I wouldn't continually frighten everyone around me, I finally gave in to laser hair removal. It is more painful than giving birth, but far more worth it. :) Just wait 'til your tummy is too huge to reach around to your stubbly ankles and then reevaluate your priorities. Shaving is highly overrated!
Woo! It's getting hot in here!
Hahahahahahah!!
At least your hair's blond.
I was just telling my sister... I need more long skirts so I won't have to shave on Sundays...
The stuff in the middle of your floor only lasts 4 days?! I have a few things around here I'm watching and we're at over 2 weeks now. It's just become part of the landscape.
About your legs- razor cuts creep me out...ouch!
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