As you know I just had my Spring Break. I’ve learned a few things during this week long break.
- The Break is merely a torture device right up there with over priced text books. While it’s great to get a week off, you eventually have to get back to it whether you want to or not. During this time, your brain turns slowly back to mush and right when you completely forget everything you were doing for school, you have to go back.
- It is actually possible to eat your weight in food.
- It is also possible to drink double your weight in Diet Coke.
- A professor who schedules a math test the FIRST DAY BACK FROM SPRING BREAK is an idiot. A professor who schedules a math test the first day back and doesn’t show for the review he usually gives before the test and has some other dude administer the test is a dillhole.
- Math homework is a total buzzkill.
- Family Fun Time isn’t always a barrel full of monkeys. Sometimes it’s just a bunch of monkeys flinging poo (a mere metaphor, I swear).
- Netflix instant view+30 ROCK+Mindi’s constant need for entertainment=major time suck.
- Just because I have no school work doesn’t mean actual house work will happen (please refer to #’s 2, 3, 6 and 7) unless my mom hears the tremor in my voice when I ‘jokingly’ say, “you wanna come help me clean my house?” and comes to help me clean my house. Thanks, mom-you totally rock!!
One thing is for sure, I am excited to be on the downhill slope of this semester. I was loving it but that week off really derailed me so now I am in survival mode. Like Gloria Gaynor, I, too, will survive!
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Sounds like every spring break I ever lived through..except for the one where I went on a tour of Europe. (more commonly known as "blazing through 11 countries in 10 days with a bus of drunken australians")
I was a hardcore diet coke addict for about 15 years. Gave it up on Sept. 1st of 08 and now I can't drink it. Might be because of the year 2009 when I started drinking regular coke. :)
I can't bring myself to watch 30 rock. I have an intense and completely unjustifiable hatred of Tina Fey.
I sooo know what you mean! I just went back tonight.. Spring break went by quickly didnt it? However, I think id rather push thru and enjoy my summer break because It was pure torture to be there tonight, in fact I left early because I just couldnt do it anymore!!! Im soo ready for May & summer break!
Ugh. Math. Luckily for you, it's almost over! Sounds like you've done as little as possible that is productive during Spring Break- which is exactly what you SHOULD be doing.
Our spring break is just about to start and it is two weeks long, yep two weeks.
Hooray for 30 Rock! I can't get enough of the back and forth between Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin. Plus, Simon is our own little Tracy Jordan. We had a t-shirt made for him that says, "I am the third heat."
"Pants! Pants! Pants! Pants!"
Remember "It's about time" (Mormon family commercials)...doesn't mean we have to enjoy that time, right?
We should totally have a graduation party 4 u that will ROCK the HOUSE!!!!!
I noticed you commented on Tall Girl Running. Do you know her or just a
STALKER. Anyway...that's my cousin.
I have an intense and completely unjustifiable hatred of Tina Fey.
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Love your blog! I found you via Glamazon and I'm so glad I did. I'm your latest follower too. :)
"Monkeys flinging poo"! HA, hilllarious! Love your blog (I'm a friend of Melissa's)
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