Do you ever just have things you wonder what the hell? There is no explanation, no answers and you get to the point you realize it’s something you will never understand, well, maybe when you are at the feet of God and you can ask Him about it. It’s stuff that just keeps you up at night. Well here’s my list.
- Why women think that going from this:
And paying someone to make them look like this:
Makes them look better..Bigger lips and cheek bones and not a hint of emotional line in your face DOES NOT=PRETTY!!!
-Why cupboards and drawers cannot be closed unless I close them?
-Where do the missing socks really go?
-I do not understand why my children do not do what I ask until I have asked at least 17 times and it’s probably involved yelling and me looking like a crazy person.
-The fact that the term ‘asshat’ is so freaking cool and I am just discovering it now.
-A boy named Justin Bieber not only has become unexplainably famous but they actually thought they should make a movie about his life. It will probably be about 20 minutes long. And why do we want it in 3D? Do I really want him in my lap? I’m pretty sure that’s illegal in most states. As Ozzy Osbourne once said, “What’s a Bieber?”
-I may never know why my 3 year old insists on me sitting in the bathroom with her while she does a poopy.
-Why does that lovely children’s toothpaste seem to get all over the bathroom and not in the child’s mouth?
-Why more people aren’t watching ‘Modern Family’?
-When we go to the store I always ask if I can use the mobile cart and ElRey thinks I’m kidding. Why does he think I’m kidding?
If I discover the answers, you’ll be the first to know.
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It's so sad that you are just now discovering "asshat"! I don't know why more people don't watch Modern Family..best.show.ever. Get into the mobile cart! It's as amazing as it sounds:)
Oh, the Bieber thing cracks me up!
I regret not watching Modern Family. Boo on me. And what's her name looks like The Joker.
What is a Bieber??? Oh, it is a mystery ...
My neighbor has a dollhouse outside in her yard, and I am pretty scared that there might be a creepy guy living in it.
Also, the lock on my bedroom door also makes a distinctive "click" when you turn it. Like it is more of an announcement than a protection.
Modern Family can give you some serious things to worry about (even while you are cracking up over them).
I need to see Modern Family. I've heard so many good things about it.
Bieber? Got me. I'm with Ozzy.
LOL at ElRey not taking you seriously at the grocery store. :)
Love it! The 17 times thing, seriously so true! And then they ask me why I yelled?? Well maybe if you would actually listen the 16 times I spoke it then I wouldn't have to yell!
And making you sit in the bathroom, it will pass... I had to sit with Alex for about 8 months I think.. finally I have escaped.
People aren't watching Modern Family??? Who??? WHY??? Now I'm pissed.
Our neighbor girl just informed us that she is headed to the Beiber movie. So, I think that a better question will be, "How did that Beiber movie make all that money?!"
You took off your followers...do tell. How are you feeling? I just read like 7 posts I've missed. Do you know what's funny about the name Lucy? I was thinking about you one day and wondering if you were going to name the baby Lucy. I know, I know, I just could have looked at your poll, but I'm such a bad blogger lately, of course I haven't seen it. Now you'll tell me you've decided on the name Xena instead and it will completely throw that coinkidink out the window. I hope you are doing well!
What is an asshat? (Remember there are no dumb questions)
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