It’s that awesome time again to confess with Glamazon! It’s really the only way I get to ‘hang out’ with her lately. Since I’m not cool enough to live in her millionaire neighborhood and rich and fancy friends or be some sort of surgeon. hehehehehe I will just sit here in the ghetto that she left for bigger and better and long for the days when we hung out in real life and blog my sadness and tears. sob.
- I have
deatha cold. - I’ve always wondered how such an insignificant little virus can make you wish for death.
- Or at least some sort of narcotic.
- Maybe a morphine drip.
- Sometimes I wonder about my pain threshold.
- I think it’s pretty high but then I do like my legal narcotics.
- When I had my car accident back in April I hurt no matter what I took.
- Except for this natural muscle relaxer that was pretty awesome.
- But I think it was more that it made me not care that my head felt like it was being ripped off my body.
- I’ve heard marijuana helps with pain.
- And during that time, if I knew how to get some I would’ve totally lit up.
- And then ended up with a special garden in my basement.
- Cuz I totally need another addiction.
- And an illegal one at that.
- My addictions to exercise, healthy food, service and prayer are enough for me to deal with at this time of my life.
- The other day I went to have my eyebrows done. I laid on the table while the girl did her thing, jumped off the table and my back went out!
- I was laying down and stood up and BAM! I was stuck like bent over old man.
- I wobbled out of there as quickly as possible to save whatever fraction of dignity I had left.
- It was a small fraction. Miniscule.
- I didn’t have a whole lot to begin with.
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11 comments:
Hahaha, pain meds are great. And colds can make you so miserable! Boo for that. What the...i didn't leave you, i'm in your heart, oh, i know, "i'll build you a rainbow...way up high above..."
Colds suck! I was at a book club Laura invited me too last night and one of the ladies said her friend would rather give birth then have a cold (I'm assuming that's with an epidural :)) My vote would be birth too....Dang colds! Damn the FDA!!! (you know it's a conspiracy)
Man that's a pretty cool list of addictions. I admire you :) hehehe
You and everyone I know has a cold it seems. However, you are the only person I know that takes Mary Jane for it.
Man I hate it when I get my eyebrows waxed and it makes my back go out...oh, wait...yeah, pretty sure you're the only one that's ever happened to. Sorry.
Well that's a whole lotta ick- sorry about the cold AND your back.
LOL Kellie
Girl, you are a project. I'm so sorry you are going thru this crap. I hate colds too. Need anything? I make a mean chicken soup...well okay I don't but I can try. :D
xoxo
haha, oh I just love your confessions Mindi :)
I totally relate with the narcotics part :) I'd love to obtain a new addiction, and narcotics would be my number one choice. Seriously though, if it wasn't against what I believe then I could totally see myself being a drug addict and alcoholic ;)
I hope you feel better soon. Being sick is no fun, now tell me more about this natural muscle relaxer....
It's times like this that it pays off to have a doctor friend who is loose with the prescription pad.
Silver lining- at least your pants were on when you threw your back out. Imagine the predicament you would have been in if it was a bikini wax.
Even though you're walking out bent over, you still manage to be the funniest lady in the world!
Don't worry, you still have plenty of dignity in my books....not that you were worried...but you know, just in case.
One of the thing on Californias ballet this fall is to legalize marijuana, just sayin :p
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