I’m glad to be sitting here writing on my wicked awesome blog of awesomeness. I have missed it so much! I hope with school back in I can think clearly enough to write my useless thoughts down for all to enjoy. So here’s a few for ya’ll to nibble on..(what the hell am I talking about??)
I confess:
- I’m watching Juno again.
- One of the best shows ever.
- “Next time I see that Bleeker kid I’m gonna punch him in the wiener!”
- BAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
- ElRey’s been at a meeting all night and I kinda wish he wasn’t.
- Although, some times when he’s gone I feel like a kid who has been left at home while her parents go out.
- I’d much rather be with him but when he’s gone and the kids are in bed I can’t decide if I should watch reruns of Friends, my favorite movies, read a book, play on the internets, eat stuff that disgusts him, jump on the bed or draw on the wall.
- Not that he treats me like a child
very oftenever. - I have a ridiculous fear of heights.
- I went face to face with my fear. And not just of unflattering harnesses (yeah, it’s totally the harness’ fault) and helmets that make your IQ plummet (totally the helmet’s fault):
- When I got to the top, it took everything in me to stop myself from latching on to my bishop (who was getting everyone hooked up on the line of fear and wet pants) like a koala bear and scream for my mommy.
- Before I gave into my instincts, I jumped:
- I know what you’re thinking: “She’s beauty and she’s grace…”
- When my ride came to a stop, I almost kicked the kids waiting in line in the shins just to get another turn.
- But I refrained.
- I waited my turn like a good girl.
- After using my “Adult Credentials” to butt in line.
- This was the same trip where I just knew I wasn’t going to make it to a bathroom so I went behind a tree and realized after the fact that I was squatting over some kind of stingy plant.
- My buttcheeks were a’ burnin for about an hour.
- I think winking is kinda creepy.(I tell you this after I just told you about my burning buttcheeks…nice..)
- I catch myself winking often.
- Especially in type form ;)
- I keep setting my alarm just to sleep through it.
- It makes me feel like I’m trying.
- Which reminds me, I need to set my alarm so I can hit the snooze button in a few hours..
- Why on earth would my husband treat me like a kid???
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11 comments:
I wink a lot too in the type form, since there isn't a sarcasm font and I don't want to say j/k-that is so 1990's, it is the only option to make sure I don't offend anyone as I am only joking ;)
Good for you for facing your fears! I want on a zipline recently, no harnesses though, as it was over a pond and you drop into the pond.
Wow that "jumping from really high up" thing looks fun! I have a ridiculous fear of heights also. My friends in college laughed at me once when I instinctively ducked while walking over a bridge.
That's too funny about your woodland bathroom experience...lol Burning buttcheeks...lollol
OMG I have a husband who treats me like a kid too! Just 'cause I stay up blogging all night than am cranky the next day is not cause to tell me what to do!
PS: You did look very happy when you were dangling from that rope...not sure what one says to another during these times...happy dangling?
What? Winking isn't creepy, winking is totally SEXY. And funny. And can be totally inappropriate. I keep it in my ready bag at any moment when I feel it comedically appropriate.
When Ivan is gone I feel the same way. Kind of happy and excited to do whatever I want, but I don't ever feel sad when he is here (except when he is watching football, then I want to crush the TV with a sledgehammer.) Okay, I've said too much.
But I love your confessional! Sorry mine was late!
What an insane ride, but it looks like fun.
Juno is great. Wiener punching is hilarious.
That looks like fun! I would TOTALLY do that even with the harness.
I will confess that I haven't seen Juno. Yikes!
Ha ha! I like you, new friend! And I'm so happy to find someone who loves Friends...and Miss Congeniality! :)
Cute! I like you!
That's awesome that you did the Zip line. I didn't get a chance to do it when I was up there for Girls camp but it looked like tons of fun. Plus, that harness is super hot!!! Glad you were brave!!!
Minti-fresh rehearsal line: "I need a lover, not another father!" Notice the lovely meter, and the excellent "I" message format. Now go.
I love you conquering your fears! What is next on the list?? I just smile too much in writing:) It's what I do when it seems too mundane to just end it with a . Do you ever sleep through your alarm but have no memory of it even going off?? That happens to me ALOT!
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