Come join the fun! Click the button above..you know you want to….No, don’t pinch it, just poke it…geez! Perv.
When my daughter told me she was feeling much better this morning I said, “Are you sure you feel okay enough to go to school?”
What I meant to say: pleasegotoschoolpleasegotoschoolpleasegotoschool I swear no one will notice you hacking away like a veteran smoker. You’re fine, I swear.
The other day when I told my husband that I was so proud of myself for staying within my calorie limit for the day…
What I meant to say: Holy freaking crap! I didn’t eat my weight in food today, can you believe it?! I should reward myself with a cheeseburger and chocolate shake!
On Sunday I find out the replacement for my Primary(Sunday school for kids) teaching assignment. When I asked the Primary President (lady in charge of making sure there are teachers and classes are taken care of) if she still needed me today and she said, “Yes, please”, I said, “That’s totally fine, I can handle doing it one more day…”
What I meant to say: (accompanied with uncontrollable sobbing) Please no! For the love of all that is right and good in this world don’t make me play “Red Light, Green Light” or “Duck, Duck, Goose” one more time. I may just go running down the hall screaming like a mad woman!!!!
(Parents of said children: I’m mostly but not at all totally kidding, you know that, right??? They are all very cute kids! But I think they are conspiring to destroy me.)
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LOL at the second one. that is so me! I'll think that I did just fine, and then reward myself with an entire cake. LOL
Church is hard. Sunbeams nearly made me leave the church.Seems like we could share that burden a little more better.
I think all the people who no longer have young children should be the ones forced to deal with them on Sundays! Give the new mom's a break!!
So did she go back to school?
Sounds like you got released just in the nick of time :)
i love the way you think mindi! you crack me up when i always need a laugh. next time i'll buy you that cheeseburger and shake just so i can get some mindi time in for the day :)
Even as a former teacher, I have no desire to teach a class of little ones at church.
Ok Princess of Sarcasm...don't go out of your mind. We "childhood survivors" are hanging by a thread BECAUSE we lived what you're going through right now! Give us a break eh? (BTW I teach 11's at minimo academy in spite of my caustic personal opinions, he he!)
I was once asked to do nursery duty every Sunday for one of my dad's friend's church, but was strongly advised NOT to do it. Lol. Now, I see why. Just kidding! :)
Ah, love it. And how did you know I was pinching it? Dang it. You ruin all my fun.
I love the church kids stories. It has to be the roughest part of Sunday
Weigh to go on the food choices! so jealous!
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