A year had gone by….

So Christmas was fabulous! How about yours? I think it was one of the best ones we’ve had as a family and I couldn’t be happier about it! We’ve just had a lot of fun family time. Maybe I’ll put up pictures….maybe I won’t…. we’ll see…

My husband found this app on Facebook where you can make a collage of your status updates through the year. I was reading mine and some of them were cracking me up! So I thought with the last few days of 2009 I would post some of them on here. If I bore you I totally understand but if I don’t I hope you get a giggle.

Here are some of my favorites from the beginning of the year:

Mindi:

• was Inaugurated President of her own fan club!
• Thinks motherhood is slap in the face, kick in the crotch fantastic!
• is pasty….
• is butt flexing
• Thinks ‘junk punching’ is hilarious!
• Wants love and world peace…and bacon….and a Diet Coke…
• Thinks Mother Nature is really PMS-y and is taking it out on us wee mortals! Someone get her some Midol!!
• Will not enable or be enabled anymore…unless you really need it or I want it!
• is trying to come up with something very personal and inappropriate to share with you. All I can come up with is…my foot hurts….I know…sad…
• is pretty sure she’s not as funny as she thinks she is…
• doesn’t have an ounce of motivation in her dainty, gazelle-like body…I am ready for my beverage, though…
• is so lazy I don’t think I can even finish typ
• My day is filled with rainbows and sunflowers.
• found true joy and happiness at Maverick…
• My daughter asked me the age old question: “Mom, is fartknocker a bad word?”
• thinks “wheat’ and “thins” means it’s okay to eat the whole box.
• is wondering if Merry Maids does pro bono work…

So, that was just up through May! I really need a life! I’m sure you are happy to know I will be sharing more with you this week! I know, you can’t wait! It’s funny to go back and read them because I can totally remember what I was going through or doing just from the few words or lines I wrote. You know what is really sad, though? I printed them out so I can pick some out a little easier and it was 19 pages! Holy moly, do I do anything else with my day? Apparently not? So what if I live my life through status updates! A girl’s gotta live for something, right?!