Everyone keeps talking about the end of the world, The Second Coming and all evil burning up in hellfire and damnation. I’ve come to realize it is truly happening and we all need to prepare. Start doing any repenting, food storing , finishing those scrapbooks, making things right with your loved ones and get a haircut.
It’s coming. And I can prove it.
It’s not the rumors of a charming, impeccably dressed Anti-Christ in our midst.
It’s not because of all the crazy weather and global warming nonsense that Al Gore thinks he discovered.
Although it is solid proof, it’s not because Jon and Kate broke up.
Nope, it’s not because the Moroni on top of the Oquirrh Temple got electrocuted.
It’s not even because of all the talks the leaders give in Conference about preparing for the Second Coming.
I will tell you why I know. Why you should all be looking to the East, do your Visiting/Home Teaching, hunker down and pray.
I bought hairspray this weekend.
And I used it. And liked it.
The end is nigh.
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Wow!! Welcome to womanhood. Now I have to go buy more canned soup!
I deserve the credit here dont you think? yep that's right folks! I introduced it to her :) lol yep totally blog worthy!
It's true, Carlee, you do get all the credit!
ROTFLOL! That was one of the best laughs of my life!
Oh my. Our little Mindi is all grown up! And I think you used it yesterday...miss pretty at church :)
Oh thank you great prophet Mindi for letting us all know the end is coming!
Wow! Did anybody tell you that hairspray makes you get pimples on your forehead?
JK...not really..OK...JK
Crap! I'm in trouble. Amber don't forget the pop tarts.
woman, you crack me up.
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