I don’t know what I did to that tutu wearing, glittery flyin’ drunk but she is taking it out on my kid!
The first time I noticed something was amiss, she forgot to come. Audrey was very upset. She did show up the next night with a note filled with some sob story about the sniffles and some such nonsense.
The next time Audrey got up at 6:00 wondering where her loot was. I told her she got up too early and maybe that fairy may not have had a chance to get here since Audrey lost her tooth so late the night before. Audrey checked again after that and she finally made it with a buck. In the lady’s defense, Audrey did wake up very early!
Audrey then told me that this schizophrenic fairy was giving her friend prizes instead of money! Why doesn’t she give the same thing to every kid??? I mean, who wants money?!? What is her problem!?!?
Last night, Audrey lost another tooth (when will we be done with this???) and I heard her and Annie whispering that the Tooth Fairy hadn’t come yet and they kept checking thinking that maybe they got up too early again. Come to find out, they didn’t get up too early, she was just really late! You know what her excuse was??? “I got stuck in Russia!”
Sure…..we all know what that really means! She was swimming in vodka! What a drunk!
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Lol! We haven't had to deal with the tooth fairy yet; interested to see how intoxicated she is when she comes to our house ;)
Maybe we could report the Tooth Fairy to the Better Business Bureau. And those "prizes" she is leaving sound very suspicious....
Hey the tooth fairy used the Russia excuse in our house too!! I kid you not there was a note that she was stuck in Asia...disheartening really...
wow! my tooth fairy never got stuck in vodka...er.. Russia!
I think our tooth fairy and your tooth fairy are traveling buddies. Ours never comes on time. Usually she comes after (or during) breakfast. I don't like the tooth fairy. She really bugs me. Once alex said,"I think dad is the tooth fairy." to which Courtney said," NO!! How would he get to all those houses in one night?" Now we know it can't be him because he doesn't drink and he's never been to Russia.
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