Sunday morning Annie wouldn’t get out of the bath and, as always, I was in a bit of a hurry to get us all ready so I jumped in the bath with her which I do not like to do-too many questions, staring and little feet in unholy places.
As Annie was scoping out what God gave me she said, “Mom, did I drink milk from your boobies when I was a baby?”
Mom: “Yes, you did.”
Annie (giggling): “Your boobies look like floppy meatballs!”
Mom (quickly getting out of the tub of shame): “Thanks.” (What I wanted to say was, “I’ll have you know I have a great rack and any damage done was your fault!!”
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ROTFLOL!!!!! Thanks again for making my day!
I love that story...floppy meatballs ha ha ha, don't they know they're the ones who did this to us?
I am so jealous you have floppy meatballs...I have 2 empty tube socks hanging off my body!! Annie is freakin' hilarious!
That's hilarious! Thanks for giving Rob and I a great laugh on his birthday!
that is awesome! lol
Kids say the sweetest things!
Yum meatsballs! My favorite thing about blogging is reliving a great experience - Keep the stories comin'! There is no other profession on this earth (except maybe a zookeeper) that could blog about so many hilarious "work" experiences!
You are hysterical! I have no reason for saggy boobs except blubber and age!
I love it!!
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