There is a vortex within our domain. No one has discovered it's actual location but we all know it's there. It is our own Gadianton Robber, stealing what it may, never to be found again.
There is one who knows, one who can fight. She goes about in her tights and cape, unearthing treasures once thought to be lost forever.
"Mom, where is my other shoe?"
"Moooooomm, where's my underwear?"
"Hun, where is the remote?"
NEVER FEAR!!! Super UnderWhere? is here!!! In a flash she has uncovered the hidden shoe! Without hesitation she finds the remote! She is a hero bold and true! The Vortex is no match for Super UnderWhere?! Try as it might, it will never defeat our superhero!
What no one seems to realize is that our super hero hasn't seen her keys since before Christmas!
Maybe they are hiding out with her self respect, dignity and her girlish figure....laughing at the lady in tights and a cape....
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2 comments:
You crack me up!!!!
Maybe your keys are with mine that I lost on Halloween 3-- no wait, 4 years ago. I keep thinking they'll turn up... they still might!?
I think you're super. Seriously super.
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