S’up?

Babies are a total time suck.

Did you know that?

Well, they are.

And a brain suck.

Good thing she’s cute.

 

 

 

 

 

 

She was really the best thing that happened in 2011 but throwing a baby into the mix hasn’t been easy either. I have had moments where I could feel myself evolving as a human being and then seconds later reverting back to animalistic behavior that could only be compared to a hormonal, PMSing female Hulk without a brownie that would make even The Hulk blush with embarrassment.

I truly feel like I am in a better place mentally and spiritually than I have been in years but I am always teetering on the edge of batsh!tcrazy. Always.

I often have these moments of clarity and epiphany and if I don’t get it written down or at least tell someone about it, I have forgotten it by the next day. I can, however, quote an entire episode of Big Bang Theory, Downton Abbey and liken any experience you or I may have to an old episode of Friends.

Babycakes was crawling by 5 months and into everything. She is just inches away from walking now at almost 9 months and not even falling down the stairs will deter her from taking over the world by her first birthday.

So, I haven’t fallen off the face of the earth yet. I am either fishing something out of a baby’s mouth, being barfed on, doing laundry,finding whatever I didn’t get out of her mouth in her diaper,doing laundry, staring at the wall saying ba ba ba ba ba or losing my ever loving mind. Not necessarily in that order.