Do your kids write in journals at school? Mine do.
And they may one day get me into trouble. Here is one of my 9 year old’s journal entries. I kept the spelling the same for authenticity. And cuz it’s cute.
5/12/11
When I was watching a show called “I didn’t know I was peregent!” So this lady went to an amuzment park and went on a rollercoaster. Her stoamch started to hurt so she went to the bathroom and had a baby. She was standing there saying “HELP!” While there was a cord hanging out of her bum!!
I’m just glad she didn’t write about that one episode of Jersey Shore…at least I hope she didn’t…
“No CPS, Mindi does not live here…no hablo english…
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11 comments:
Lol!! I wonder what her teacher thought
Dang those hanging bum cords! They'll get you every time :)
OMG So funny!
I read your post too quickly and thought your daughter was writing about witnessing your recent new addition.
I literally just snorted and then choked. Awesome.
LOL! Every parent's worst nightmare, when you have to send your little darlings out into the world and wonder what are they going to say (or write) next!!
Ha! That is too funny. I love kids. They come up with the craziest stuff. :)
at least she didn't say butt hole... hee hee
I gotta writey little 9 year old of my own who loves to include me in his semi-autobiographical semi-ficticious journal comics ... but he's never really clear on what was real and what added to make the story funny ... grrrr.
"Oh, he's so creative," says his teacher.
As the teacher in question I can say that you really wouldn't believe what I get to read.
Haha! This is the funniest post I have read all month. Wonder what that cord was?
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