Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Get Your Head in the Game

I’m pretty sure I do not have a competitive bone in my body. Maybe against myself, trying to run faster, be better, but when it comes to playing games or sports, I just wanna have fun.

I enjoy a good board game (except Monopoly-I hate that game more than Satan…well pretty close..) and I will try to win but once anyone starts getting aggressive or violent (I’ve seen it happen) I immediately shut down and pay more attention to the snacks laying about. My sister-in-law thinks I hate playing games but that’s not true. I just hate playing games with her family. She’s super competitive and to get an idea about her dad, times her by about 25.

Like I said. I’ve seen it get violent.

**Long, pointless side note: One of our favorite stories of my SIL was the time she was playing TABOO with her family. You know, you get a word and you try to get your team to guess it but you can’t use the words listed on the card. Well she got “Easy-Off”, the oven cleaner. She decided to go the route of using opposite words and hand actions mimicking cleaning the oven. So as she pretending to rub the inside of an oven she started saying, “Hard on. Hard on. Hard on.” Over and over. All the while everyone is looking at her in shock and a little shame, wondering what on earth they could possibly say. She just starts doing it faster and louder and can’t figure out why no one is getting such an easy answer.

When she realized her mistake she was mortified. The players were just very grateful it was a mistake.

Her dad hasn’t been able to look her in the eye ever since.

That has gone down in the Hall of Fame of Jeanette-isms and will live on for generations.

**End of long, pointless side note**

Anyway..I am the same way with sports. I just wanna play to play. I really don’t care to win. Just have fun. I keep trying to get involved in church sports and I am thoroughly humiliated by the fact I have upset my fellow Sisters in the Gospel so much by my bad shot or not setting the ball correctly and knowing they wish they didn’t have to put me in the game. These ladies take it all pretty seriously. So I just don’t bother anymore.

I am beginning to realize that my 7 year old may have my noncompetitive gene. We have her in soccer this year and I love watching this age play! It’s still young enough it doesn’t get too crazy with aggression but they are old enough they mostly know how to play and enjoy it. I’ll be watching her out there on the field and she’ll be holding hands with her little friend as they run after the ball. Every time anyone scores, she cheers. The most classic moment was last week. It was our first experience with ‘one of those coaches’ who was yelling at the kids and very serious. He wasn’t mean but he wasn’t pleasant about it either. Our team kept telling our coach that the other team was hitting and pushing them. So not a real fun team to play against. When our coach went to talk to the other coach about it, the other coach got right in his face and started yelling at him that ‘he didn’t tell the kids to push and hit! They’re in first grade ! It’s what they do!!’

Defensive much?

Let’s up our dose of happy pills, dude.

So I asked my daughter about it later and she said there was this one really mean girl that said, “Do you want some candy?” and, of course my daughter said yes and that’s when the girl took the ball from her and took off. My daughter’s response? “And she didn’t even give me any candy!!”

The last few minutes of the game she was put on defense right in front of their goalie with her friend, who also doesn’t exactly focus on the game at hand. They were over there spinning, picking dandelions, chatting etc. The coach went over to call them to the sideline and this is how they came to him:

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Just skipping right along, enjoying the spring day!

But as long as they come away enjoying the experience, who cares about the end score, right?!

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

The SIL story had me on the floor.

I have coached soccer and B-ball for about 14 years - I can't tell you how many in-the-park home runs I have witnessed because the clouds were pretty.

Shell said...

I'm cracking up at the hard-on story! OMG

Mrs. B. Roth said...

Really funny great post.

I feel a bit guilty, but I don't even wanna put my kids in organized sports. People get too stupid about it. It seems awfully overpriced and the kids don't care. My kids' school has a really great after school program where they focus on a sport twice a week for six weeks, the parents watch them play and they move to the next sport. Works for me.

Kristina P. said...

That Hard On story made me snort water out my nose. That is awesome.

JRiggles said...

Oh my gosh! SSF (So Stinking Funny!) I love game night!

Kate said...

Hilarious! The whole dang thing! I can't focus on a clever comment to make due to my crazy laughter.

♥α§ђ£ε¥™♥ said...

Love the story!!

I was never competitive athletically, but academically? I was a force to be reckoned with. Better yet, I was a perfectionista. I graduated second in my class of 232 (and I was the youngest in the class). It was competitive right up to the very end of high school. I didn't want to start at a silly community college ....

I'm less academically competitive now, but I do have the perfectionistic streak in me still. I get kind of upset if I don't do something well the first time. It can be good or bad, I guess. I accomplish things.

I think it's good you have your kids in sports (organized or unorganized, doesn't matter)...my parents never really let me do any sports unless it was free...so I didn't participate in many sports. As a result, I'm a lazy adult that doesn't exercise much and is twice the weight I'm supposed to be, and exercise induces asthma. I wish I had been more athletic, or at least participated in something exercise-related. It's not too late to start....but I have my inhibitions. I say, as long as she enjoys it, encourage her!

Emmy said...

Okay still cracking up at the Taboo experience. And yes those coaches are awful. Lucas soccer league goes to extremes to make it a good experience for the kids. No score keeping, all the patents sit on the same side together and then they come out and make a tunnel together at the end of the game. Lucas tends to check out mentally during the games occasionally.

Sass said...

Hey- my kid is SERIOUS about soccer! Where did you get that picture? ha ha ha!
I thought that those 2 made perfect goal defenders.... (:
Go Dragons!!

Cheeseboy said...

I'm with you. I gave up church sports when I was 25 and witnessed a fight between our team and another. Haven't played since.

I'll tell you what though, my jersey still hangs in the rafters. Still in the rafters.

Brandice said...

I love when the torturous stories hang on for years and years, but I hate when I am the star of them. Your SIL probably laughs but at the same time still wants to kill you every time that gets brought up. Personally, I highly appreciated it.

In lacrosse they make you sign a "parent agreement" that contains clauses such as "I will not accost the coach or the opposing team's coach in the parking lot after the game" and other serious statements that totally take the fun out of everything. If you don't sign the agreement to be nice (and sit on the opposite side of the field away from the players), then your kid can't play. I am not a real competetive person, but I do find myself spending the entire season thinking of ways to be beligerent and obnoxious, just because I don't like to be told what I can't do. (Hiding behind the safety of a contractual obligation to be nice is the reason my kid plays lacrosse instead of soccer. I never know what could come flying out of my mouth at any minute, but surely something that could haunt me for years down the road.)

Jim Thomas said...

That story sits high atop the mountain of tales told in Thomas lore! I couldn't believe what I was witnessing that night. She went around, one by one, looking everyone in the eyes chanting "hard-on" while wowing the crowd of onlookers with exotic hand movements. In my head I kept saying, "Jeanette, that's your dad!"

Jim Thomas said...

OH MY GOSH!!!! MINDI I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING BRINGING UP THE PAST LIKE THAT??? THAT IS ILLEGAL!!!

Jim Thomas said...

HA HA HA HA THAT WAS FROM HER SISTER IN LAW!!! NOT JIM :)

Jim Thomas said...

SO WAS THAT!!

Jana said...

I laughed about the Taboo story until I peed ... seriously!

I was never athletic...more like pathetic ... I never would have done anything less than skipping across the soccor field hand in hand with my best bud!

Game playing is only fun to me if it is not a competition!

Jillian said...

I can't even read beyond the "hard on" because I am laughing so hard....and my students, who I am desperately trying to ignore, are VERY curious about the cause of my laughter.

I have no plans on sharing this story with them.

Deb said...

you gotta love janette and her intense gaming!

here here on the sport/game thing-- especially monopoly. i HATE that game!

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