I have heartburn radiating in my toenails and I thought the perfect cure would be to confess with Glamazon and Mamarazzi.
You should link up and play, it’s always a delight
I confess:
- At the moment I am hiding in my room because I cannot take one more minute with my hyper kids.
- Sure, I should just be grateful they are getting along and giggling together.
- But with how I’ve been feeling lately, and the fact it’s 10 minutes till bedtime, it makes me want to put a hole in the hall with my fist.
- Cuz I’m calm as a cucumber like that.
- I had a couple people ask me if my last story was true.
- 100 percent.
- Down to the placenta buried in the backyard.
- My mom is the epitome of amazon woman.
- She probably made us dinner that night, too.
- I can’t remember..I may have blacked out at some point.
- With our phone and cable connection we have a feature that shows who is calling if you are watching TV.
- So when my phone is ringing, if the TV is on, I wait till it reports who is calling and then decide if I’m going to go to the effort to find the phone and answer it.
- The only problem is I now think it should show up everywhere.
- I expect it to flash across my computer screen.
- My microwave.
- The bathroom mirror.
- The wall.
- My husband’s/children’s faces.
- It’s up there with expecting to have the ability to rewind/pause the radio.
- I figure it’s either because I am so ahead of the times or I am super duper lazy.
- I’m gonna go with option A.
- Speaking of lazy, I find it very rude that the 4 times in my life that I really really want my house immaculately clean are the times when It is physically impossible for me to get it to where I want it and keep it there.
- I’m not a highly motivated person so I find it ironic that I finally get a fire under my butt for a perfectly put together house when I am feeling the worst.
- I keep begging God and my fetus to please let this come to an end sooner rather than later now that we are in the safe zone.
- Weeks before this I was researching (by ‘researching’ I do mean Googling) all the things they claim can induce labor and planned on doing every single on of them.
- But I’m just too damn tired to do any of them.
- I stop myself as I am begging for her to come out of my body and remember HOW she comes out and I think, you are really begging for THAT??
- You sure about that?
- At this point she could come out my nostril and I wouldn’t care, as long as she was out.
- Now I gotta go clean something if I can convince myself to get off the couch.
- But probably not.
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9 comments:
I did a ton of those so-called labor inducing methods. Spicy food, pineapple, sex, endless walking... I don't think any of them worked for me but people totally claim they do!
I like how you said your brother is the one that "almost killed your mom" your funny!
I remember being that pregnant and wanting to not do anything and yet get that baby out! Hang in there!!
Sorry, I never had the problem of getting either of my kids to come out--they both decided that coming two weeks early was the way to go.
Hope you get some relief soon and that it goes smoothly.
Man, I clearly missed the placenta story! Damn Trojan virus!
Oh girl! I sympathize with you.
Hope you have a fabulous weekend!
I hope your little girl pops out of you soon! Feel for you, tried many things with my last and na-da-damn thing happened.
HIde.
Sometimes I do, too.
Here's the crappy thing about our crappy weather this year: when the kids get hyper, you can't send them outside. What the crap?!
There is no way to induce labour. I was 10 days overdue with the last one. Believe me, I was drinking cod liver oil right out of the bottle and running hills, and still nothing! Just hang in there. IT's not like the fetus is still going to be taking up residence in your uterus during college. I'm pretty sure that's impossible.
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