What I meant to say….

 

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What I said to the Universe: “I will be more positive and happy in spite of what may be going on in my life…”

What I meant to say: “No, I’m fine being pessimistic, bitter and angry. I don’t need my car to break down, run out of money, be told I need to buy glasses and wear them more because I am damaging my eyes and need to give my eyes more rest from contacts. I don’t need tests or trials to ‘practice’ my positive outlook. I’m fine. I swear. I really have no more potential than this. I promise.

What I said to the eye Dr: Can I please have a trial pair of contacts? These ones are uncomfortable and my glasses won’t be ready for at least a week.

What I meant to say: I’M GOING TO RIP MY EYES OUT IF YOU DON’T GIVE ME SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE TO WEAR THIS INSTANT!!! I MAY EVEN KILL SMALL ANIMALS BECAUSE I AM GOING CRAZY WITH THESE CONTACTS! IF YOU DON’T GIVE ME SOME, I MAY JUST USE YOUR PEN TO DIG OUT MY EYES FROM MY OCULARE CAVITY!!!

*ahem*

What I said in my intro in Film class about what I expect from the class: “I’m looking forward to learning more about the artistry and language of film.”

What I meant to say: We watch movies?! *giggling like small school girl* AWESOME!! We’re really watching Kung Fu Panda?! *more giggling* Oh, there’s Scarlett Johansen’s butt….*giggle giggle* Is this rated R??? *giggle* Where’s the popcorn? Can I get  Jumbo Diet Coke, too? *giggle* I love college *giggle giggle*

What do you have to say???