Random kid moments

  -My eight year old was watching “Super Nanny” the other night which had a very hormonal teenager on it who was swearing and screaming at her mother. In shock my daughter said, “See, this is why I don’t like teenagers! When they’re kids they’re all nice and happy and when they become teenagers they turn into monsters!!” We made sure to get a written statement from her signed in her blood and notarized that she would not turn into a monster at the magical age of 13.

-The same child brought home some prizes from school and she was showing them to us. When she showed us the “Bathroom Riddle Book”, my 6 year old said, “What do you call a butt on a toilet seat? A butt.”

- The 3 year old has a new sign off. She’ll come in, throw a sippy cup at me and say, “MILK!” and walk away. At one point she’ll stop, turn, make a “V” with her first 2 fingers, placing them at her eye and salute as she says, “PEACE OUT!”

-My 6 year old was really upset and when I asked her what was wrong she said, “Why did Jesus put Halloween on Sunday??” I replied, “Jesus had nothing to do with Halloween, child.”

-I was laying on the couch when my 8 year old came up to me and said, “that’s my spot. Move.” I lovingly replied, “No.” She said, “But I was there first.” And her super mature mom said, “I was born first.” She went quiet for a minute and then said, “You had to go there, didn’t you.”

-My 6 year old has brought back a couple math assignment with really low scores on them. We’re talking 3/18! She’s pretty smart so I thought she must have been in a hurry or lazy and just wanted to get it done and put whatever numbers in she wanted. I was showing my husband the paper and he realized what was going on. The problems were numbered so they looked like this: 1. 2 and 3 more=        2. 4 and 5=   and so one. What my child was doing was adding the first 2 numbers so #1 she would put 3, #2 she put 6. While she was getting answers wrong she was adding the numbers she was using correctly. After I pointed it out to the teacher she said what a bright child she was for being able to add those numbers (She was adding 15 and 7, 18 and 4, etc…). Heck yeah, she is!

-Before church yesterday my 3 year old asked to bring her tambourine with her. While my church doesn’t have a band, I’m pretty sure they’d let her start one up just on her cuteness and raw talent!

-Lastly, this isn’t about the kids but it may as well be. ElRey’s sister was babysitting for us the other night and we always chat after we get home. The JAZZ game was on in the background and I made the mistake of thinking we were having a conversation and kept talking to them just as the JAZZ made a touchdown. I didn’t realize I had no audience until they started cheering . They both turned to me at the exact same time and said, “Sorry. Were you saying something?” “……Nevermind..” At least now I know it’s a family trait. It explains a lot!

Halloween is finally done! Phew!

I love November 1st. It’s like a breath of fresh air! Halloween is always fun but it seems like it just becomes more work when you’re the mom. So I wasn’t really in the mood this year but it was sufficiently celebrated. Trust me.
We had a big party at grandma’s which was just wild and crazy. I mean we had musical chairs played to the soft sounds of Dokken.

We had ghouls, bunnies, princess, pirates, fairies,

And even some midget dragons.

We had with fairies dancing in the rain.

She really likes the rain.

Yeah, it was intense.

We then had a Trunk or Treat in our ward where I sat there staring at the wall due to really tight pants, a sweater in an already warm gym, exhaustion and lack of desire to be in public. But the kids had a blast! They got so much candy, it turned my baby into a….dun, dun, DUN…A FLESH EATING BABY!!

We finally got to the actual day (okay, Saturday, we have so many Mormons in Utah we can get away with Trick or Treating on Saturday instead of Sunday) and did some pumpkin carving.

Which I guess put us in the mood to ‘carve’ a couple of chickens who are no longer laying. RIP Chicken and Gabriella.

I can’t smell peanut butter or think of Wheat Thins without my gag reflex going on high alert but I could somehow watch ElRey gut a couple of chickens! I thought about making Hacky Sacs out of their lungs but I don’t think I could get anyone to play with them. My oldest was not happy about the development and at one point she screamed through her tears, “I HATE YOU!! YOU KILLED GABBY!!” Yeah, high point in our parenting. She was over it in 10 minutes so we’re good.

The night ended with some wet Trick or Treating and here’s that little fairy dancing in the rain again:

Phew! Thank Heavens for November!
*Disclaimer: I realize it may look like my 3 year old is my favorite since I have more pictures of her. It’s only because the other girls don’t think about photo ops and take off before I can even say ‘Hang On!’. Therefore, my 3 year old will have to represent the children.
**Welcome to any new readers! I’m happy you’re here and I will do my bets to get over and check your babies blogs out!

Favorite Lady w/ Purseblogger

Hi! I hope you all had a safe and fun Halloween! I have the privilege of being featured in Purseblogger’s segment, Favorite Lady of the Week! She’s one cool cat and I’m so excited she wanted to feature me!

 

 

I’ve never been featured on anything, except maybe a Top 10 List of the Most Obnoxious People on Earth. I’d be like 8th, Rosie O’Donnell taking the #1 spot.

Anyway, go check it out and have a fabulous day!

Smilin’ in October!

It’s that time again. Time to smile with Emmy Mom! Here’s my list of thing to smile about in October:

A fun and busy trip to beautiful Yellowstone. Downside? We watched a documentary on Yellowstone after and I realized we saw about 0.0000013% of the whole park. No bears trying to rip open my cooler, no wolves chasing down a bison and none of the over 300 waterfalls known to be in the park. I was so robbed. Curse you kids just wanting to chase and play with your dozens of cousins!!

Telling my girls about our new addition coming in May and their excitement. (Wouldn’t it have sucked if they were like, “What the??? Another one??”)

Book Club. It’s a place that gets me out of my reading comfort zone and try new books. This month was Frankenstein which I don’t really think was all that scary, more sad. It’s just a really big dude that wants to be loved! Plus, I couldn’t help thinking of Gene Wilder and a giant Peter Boyle singing “Putting on the Ritz”. Although there was the one part as Victor walks in to find his new bride dead, he looks up and finds the 8 foot monster standing in his window grinning at him. Yeah, I may have peed a little then. Plus, it’s a night involving a lot of food, laughing and we talk about anything from issues with the principal or teachers at school, fantasy crushes, gynecologists or stories of inappropriate circumcisions. The thing that worries me is every time we get together our meetings get shorter and shorter. Once upon a time we would last till 1 or 2 AM and this last time it was 11:15. Next thing you know we’ll start meeting at 4 so we can be sure to catch our reruns of Matlock and Murder She Wrote so we can get to bed by 8PM!

Naps! Naps! Naps! It’s the only way I have made it through this month. My child even told her piano teacher that I’ve been really lazy and laying around all the time lately. I can’t wait to tell her that when she experiences being a walking incubator!

Keeping my Sunday School class edgy by referencing R rated films on a regular basis.

One day I looked out the window and witnessed my 8 chickens chase down, capture and kill a mouse! One carried it around in her mouth for a while as all the chickens would try to get it from her. There was even a moment of tug o’ war!! I know I should have been thoroughly disturbed but I was as giddy as a school girl hopped up on Mt. Dew! Who needs a cat when you have killer chickens?? Good, chickens…

My DVR always makes me smile.

ElRey  took the time on Saturday to clean out our back downstairs storage room bedroom. My child can actually get to the piano to practice without having to scale the wall and pull some Mission Impossible moves! It looks amazing!

I got an email from a friend I happened to teach on my mission telling me her son, who was 7 when they joined our Church, was heading out on his mission! That is pretty stinkin cool!

Lastly, watching my little peanut doing the Macarena in an ultrasound! I could have watched it for hours if it was a normal ultrasound, but it was what I like to call “The Violator” so if we didn’t cut it short, the doc would probably have to marry me, or at least buy me dinner!

What are you smiling about today?

Angel moms and their special kids

My husband and I recently watched a movie called Temple Grandin about a woman (Temple) who grew up with autism in a time when no one knew much of anything about it.

We watched as her mother was given the diagnosis by a cold doctor when her daughter was 4 years old. This man told a woman who has been trying everything to help and love her daughter that the cause of autism is ‘cold and aloof mothers that don’t give their child affection’. He then told her the only option was to institutionalize her daughter. Well, that ‘cold and aloof’ mother got her child to talk, read and think for herself and even go to college , receiving a PhD.
Although you didn’t see the mom a ton in the film, I loved her immediately. Because of her hard work and attention to her daughter with special needs, Temple has lived a rich and happy life in spite of her difference and how others saw her.
Unfortunately, autism is being diagnosed more and more with not a whole lot more answers on how or where it comes from. Fortunately, there are more programs and schools that cater to these needs and these children aren’t being immediately thrown into mental hospitals to be forgotten.
I have 2 nephews that are on the autism spectrum. They are angels walking on this earth trapped behind a wall that makes it difficult for them to communicate or show love to those they love the most. I watch in awe as their mothers do everything they can for these boys. They try any new diet, take them to specialty doctors, try holistic approaches, shots, anything that may open a window to their little boy. None of this is cheap and they sacrifice to make it happen. They have even sacrificed any free time they may have because it’s too hard to leave them with a babysitter too often. On occasion, there is the stare or open judgment of strangers (even friends or family members) who sometimes just don’t understand.
I know my sisters-in-law were meant to be these 2 boys mothers. I watch the patience and love that exudes from these women. Their dedication to the safety and happiness of these boys is inspiring and humbling. They remind me of Temple’s mom who did everything to help her daughter overcome her challenges. I know God sends these children to women like Heather and Jen because He knew they could love them through all the hard. I know these mothers are God’s angels on this earth watching out for His special children.
Anyone out there with children with special needs that may be reading this, know that you are doing everything you can for them. Never think for one minute that you are failing or have done something wrong. You have that child because God knew YOU could love them through the hard.

The Announcement

When we found out we were pregnant, we were very excited to share the news! It was especially hard for me to hold in that kind of secret and I failed on a number of occasions. I knew I wanted to do something special to tell our girls about the news. They have been asking for a baby brother for a very long time and I kept telling them that as soon as daddy grew a uterus we’d get right on that. That usually got them sufficiently confused so they would stop asking.

So when we actually were pregnant we wanted to make a big deal about it since their ages made them more aware of what was going on and to be excited about it. I started searching online for how to go about telling them and the best ideas all involved a T-shirt with the announcement on it. I am pathetically craft challenged so I didn’t want to rely on my skillz so I started searching the internets for the perfect shirts. That’s where I found this cute store:

Here you can buy all sorts of personalized shirts for siblings and birth orders and even birth announcements that Erin Delanty has created. There are so many cute choices and you can add each child’s name to the shirt. Here’s some of my favorites:

                  

We finally picked one we could both agree on:

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There are Dad/Grandpa shirts. Here is my favorite ‘Dad Shirt’:

I need to get that for ElRey! Hopefully we haven’t used up all our adorable juices and the 4th one comes out looking like a monkey or something!

They also have some of the cutest blankies for your newest baby!

And the most adorable tooth fairy pillows I’ve ever seen!

So back to our announcement. We decided to give them the shirts the morning we left for Yellowstone so they can show them off to their aunts, uncles and cousins since we hadn’t told them yet. So here’s the video of them finding out. Please ignore my voice-I sound like a drunken sailor in drag, and apparently inflicted with the consumption but my kids are cute!

Mama’s Pregnant!!

 

It was so fun to have each family see the shirts and react. There was more excitement about it than I expected-since this is the 4th kid and all! It was fun to see their surprise and happiness for our growing family!

The kids wear their shirts at least once or twice a week and they love them! I had many people come and ask if it was true since my sweet nibblets have been shouting their joy from the rooftops…and their shirts..